Kresbian

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A lesbian Kristian Stewart fan - a lame girl-on-girl fantasy inspired by bored Midwestern women infatuated by the Twilight books

A Kresbian is someone who wants to lick the actress that portrays Joan Jett's box

Kresbian by jj316ss October 23, 2010

Words you can keep

Krisbian

The act of being a lesbian to Kristen Stewart's hotness.

"Kristen Stewart is HOT!"
"Ew, are you a lesbian?"
"Nope, just a krisbian"

Krisbian by KBitchxx March 26, 2010

Related Words

Kresbian • Kesbian • klesbian • Krisbian • Krestian

klesbian

a lesbian who is also a kleptomaniac.

Hey, I heard that klesbian stole that Pluto Pillow Pet from Disneyland. And then she made out with a chick.

klesbian by Derp Cat November 20, 2011

Krisbian

The act of being a lesbian to, and only to, Kristen Stewart and her hot, gorgeous, and sexy personality and body.

Person 1: Oh. My. Goodness. I absolutely love Kristen Stewart. I would SO marry her if I could.

Person 2: But.. wait.. I thought you were straight. Are you a LESBO?

Person 1: No. I'm a Krisbian. I would only be a lesbian for Kristen Stewart.

Krisbian by Krisbian4Eva19 September 9, 2010

Krisbian

The effect Kristen Stewart has on a heterosexual fan-girl; whereupon, they would only go gay for her.

I just saw Kristen Stewart's legs in Elle magazine and now I'm a proud Krisbian.

OMG, I just saw Kristen Stewart in The Runaways and now I'm turning Krisbian? We like boys. We like boys.

Krisbian by filmgirl May 18, 2010

Kesbian

if you are a Kesbian, you have most likely slept in the rightful home of Kes, The Kesidential Palace

A Kesbian is someone who appreciates the many fine qualities of Kes (or The Kesident or any derivatives of Kes).

Sometimes the question is posed, what is the exact sexual preference of a Kesbian? Of course, any Kesbian's first preference is Kes. As Kes can not satisfy the sexual desires of every person in the world though, when frustrated a Kesbian can and should resort to their second preference (typically any other male or female in the world).
Not sure if kesbianism is a religion as much as a way of life... a dirty dirty way of life

You know your a Kesbian if you have ever been Kes' big spoon.

Kesbian by Lin-ZKesbian December 22, 2008

Krestian

The pengest (most likely light skin) guy ever. He'll take your girl and your dad's

Did you see Krestian today?

Yeah he's over there walking with everyone's girl. Including yours and mine

Krestian by tell ur mum I want my oyster December 8, 2016

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026