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klesbian
Hey, I heard that klesbian stole that Pluto Pillow Pet from Disneyland. And then she made out with a chick.
Krisbian
The act of being a lesbian to, and only to, Kristen Stewart and her hot, gorgeous, and sexy personality and body.
Person 1: Oh. My. Goodness. I absolutely love Kristen Stewart. I would SO marry her if I could.
Person 2: But.. wait.. I thought you were straight. Are you a LESBO?
Person 1: No. I'm a Krisbian. I would only be a lesbian for Kristen Stewart.
Person 2: But.. wait.. I thought you were straight. Are you a LESBO?
Person 1: No. I'm a Krisbian. I would only be a lesbian for Kristen Stewart.
Krisbian by Krisbian4Eva19 September 9, 2010
Kesbian
if you are a Kesbian, you have most likely slept in the rightful home of Kes, The Kesidential Palace
A Kesbian is someone who appreciates the many fine qualities of Kes (or The Kesident or any derivatives of Kes).
Sometimes the question is posed, what is the exact sexual preference of a Kesbian? Of course, any Kesbian's first preference is Kes. As Kes can not satisfy the sexual desires of every person in the world though, when frustrated a Kesbian can and should resort to their second preference (typically any other male or female in the world).
Not sure if kesbianism is a religion as much as a way of life... a dirty dirty way of life
A Kesbian is someone who appreciates the many fine qualities of Kes (or The Kesident or any derivatives of Kes).
Sometimes the question is posed, what is the exact sexual preference of a Kesbian? Of course, any Kesbian's first preference is Kes. As Kes can not satisfy the sexual desires of every person in the world though, when frustrated a Kesbian can and should resort to their second preference (typically any other male or female in the world).
Not sure if kesbianism is a religion as much as a way of life... a dirty dirty way of life
Kesbian by Lin-ZKesbian December 22, 2008
Krestian
Did you see Krestian today?
Yeah he's over there walking with everyone's girl. Including yours and mine
Yeah he's over there walking with everyone's girl. Including yours and mine
Krestian by tell ur mum I want my oyster December 8, 2016
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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