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Krisbian 

The act of being a lesbian to Kristen Stewart's hotness.
"Kristen Stewart is HOT!"
"Ew, are you a lesbian?"
"Nope, just a krisbian"
Krisbian by KBitchxx March 26, 2010
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klesbian 

Hey, I heard that klesbian stole that Pluto Pillow Pet from Disneyland. And then she made out with a chick.
klesbian by Derp Cat November 20, 2011

Krisbian 

The act of being a lesbian to, and only to, Kristen Stewart and her hot, gorgeous, and sexy personality and body.
Person 1: Oh. My. Goodness. I absolutely love Kristen Stewart. I would SO marry her if I could.

Person 2: But.. wait.. I thought you were straight. Are you a LESBO?

Person 1: No. I'm a Krisbian. I would only be a lesbian for Kristen Stewart.
Krisbian by Krisbian4Eva19 September 9, 2010

Krisbian 

The effect Kristen Stewart has on a heterosexual fan-girl; whereupon, they would only go gay for her.
I just saw Kristen Stewart's legs in Elle magazine and now I'm a proud Krisbian.

OMG, I just saw Kristen Stewart in The Runaways and now I'm turning Krisbian? We like boys. We like boys.
Krisbian by filmgirl May 18, 2010
if you are a Kesbian, you have most likely slept in the rightful home of Kes, The Kesidential Palace

A Kesbian is someone who appreciates the many fine qualities of Kes (or The Kesident or any derivatives of Kes).

Sometimes the question is posed, what is the exact sexual preference of a Kesbian? Of course, any Kesbian's first preference is Kes. As Kes can not satisfy the sexual desires of every person in the world though, when frustrated a Kesbian can and should resort to their second preference (typically any other male or female in the world).
Not sure if kesbianism is a religion as much as a way of life... a dirty dirty way of life
You know your a Kesbian if you have ever been Kes' big spoon.
Kesbian by Lin-ZKesbian December 22, 2008
The pengest (most likely light skin) guy ever. He'll take your girl and your dad's
Did you see Krestian today?

Yeah he's over there walking with everyone's girl. Including yours and mine