The usually vocal and nearly uncontainable sensation of squee or delight at the sight of Robert Pattinson. Sociologically speaking, his proximity to Kristen Stewart seems to compound the effect.
I just saw a pic of Robert Pattinson leaving LAX and could barely contain my Pattispazms.
The crowd erupted in Pattispazms so I couldn't hear Robert Pattinson's red carpet interview.
The crowd erupted in Pattispazms so I couldn't hear Robert Pattinson's red carpet interview.
by filmgirl May 18, 2010


An older or 35+ homosexual who frequents clubs, bars, beaches and/or markets to score with a significantly younger man.
Did you see that hot faguar who bought me drinks last night? I think he has an AARP card. See: Cougar Manther Puma Cheetah
by filmgirl February 06, 2010

The effect Kristen Stewart has on a heterosexual fan-girl; whereupon, they would only go gay for her.
I just saw Kristen Stewart's legs in Elle magazine and now I'm a proud Krisbian.
OMG, I just saw Kristen Stewart in The Runaways and now I'm turning Krisbian? We like boys. We like boys.
OMG, I just saw Kristen Stewart in The Runaways and now I'm turning Krisbian? We like boys. We like boys.
by filmgirl May 18, 2010
