An expletive that can be used much the same as "crap," but is less mainstream. It has the potential to sound like German, prompting many to ask for a repeat and to inquire as to the meaning and root of the word.

Krapf is derived from the American bus company KRAPF Buses. The company's motto is "The only way to go". It is true: The only way to go IS to take a krapf.

Krapf! The toast ALWAYS falls butter-side-down.

Krapf by onlyjoking November 20, 2010

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Krafturbate

The act of masturbating with a handful of lukewarm Kraft Macaroni & Cheese as lubricant.

I tried to krafturbate yesterday, but the cheese was too hot.

Krafturbate by @FattMernandez October 2, 2014

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Krafty

To get a rub and tug at an Asian Massage Parlor

I'm feeling pretty tense about this game, I'm going to get a Krafty beforehand. -Robert Kraft

Krafty by CraigWho?! February 26, 2019

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Kraftwerk

Kraftwerk is an electronic/techno a bit of kraut rock, avant-garde and alternative band. They were very popular in the 70s and 80s. They are known as the founding fathers of electronic music, as well as hip hop, drum and bass and house. Their most popular album is Die Mensch-Maschine also known as The Man Machine. Some of their most famous songs are The Robots, Trans-Europe Express and Autobahn. The artist Afrika Bambaataa used Kraftwerk's song Trans-Europe Express in his song Planet Rock. They were and still are one of the greatest electo bands in history.

Friend 1: Hey man I just came back from one of Kraftwerk's 3D concerts!
Friend 2: Did you see Ralf Hütter?
Friend 1: Yeah, he's so cool

Kraftwerk by ThatMusicLover~ January 7, 2017

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