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A juicer obsessed with horse hentai
krawf said @RACSo_0 I coomed to horse hentai this morning sadE monkaE
Krawf by xqcLLLLLLL November 30, 2023
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Kraft Shaft

The cum/precum buildup that develops around the base of the penis more and more prominently as a gangbang continues.
Bro why do I always have to go last? I'm really getting tired of kraft shaft.
Kraft Shaft by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020
Kraftwerk. Need I say more?
Kraftwerk by memegoeshere August 10, 2010
An expletive that can be used much the same as "crap," but is less mainstream. It has the potential to sound like German, prompting many to ask for a repeat and to inquire as to the meaning and root of the word.

Krapf is derived from the American bus company KRAPF Buses. The company's motto is "The only way to go". It is true: The only way to go IS to take a krapf.
Krapf! The toast ALWAYS falls butter-side-down.
Krapf by onlyjoking November 20, 2010

Krafturbate 

The act of masturbating with a handful of lukewarm Kraft Macaroni & Cheese as lubricant.
I tried to krafturbate yesterday, but the cheese was too hot.
Krafturbate by @FattMernandez October 2, 2014
To get a rub and tug at an Asian Massage Parlor
I'm feeling pretty tense about this game, I'm going to get a Krafty beforehand. -Robert Kraft
Krafty by CraigWho?! February 26, 2019
Kraftwerk is an electronic/techno a bit of kraut rock, avant-garde and alternative band. They were very popular in the 70s and 80s. They are known as the founding fathers of electronic music, as well as hip hop, drum and bass and house. Their most popular album is Die Mensch-Maschine also known as The Man Machine. Some of their most famous songs are The Robots, Trans-Europe Express and Autobahn. The artist Afrika Bambaataa used Kraftwerk's song Trans-Europe Express in his song Planet Rock. They were and still are one of the greatest electo bands in history.
Friend 1: Hey man I just came back from one of Kraftwerk's 3D concerts!
Friend 2: Did you see Ralf Hütter?
Friend 1: Yeah, he's so cool
Kraftwerk by ThatMusicLover~ January 7, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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