@FattMernandez's definitions

Krafturbate

The act of masturbating with a handful of lukewarm Kraft Macaroni & Cheese as lubricant.

I tried to krafturbate yesterday, but the cheese was too hot.

by @FattMernandez October 2, 2014

Padaphile

A jedi apprentice who is sexually attracted to children.

Qui-Gon Jinn probably wouldn't have left Obi-Wan Kenobi to train Anakin if he knew Obi-Wan was a total padaphile.

by @FattMernandez July 20, 2012