2 definitions by @FattMernandez

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The act of masturbating with a handful of lukewarm Kraft Macaroni & Cheese as lubricant.
I tried to krafturbate yesterday, but the cheese was too hot.
by @FattMernandez October 02, 2014
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A jedi apprentice who is sexually attracted to children.
Qui-Gon Jinn probably wouldn't have left Obi-Wan Kenobi to train Anakin if he knew Obi-Wan was a total padaphile.
by @FattMernandez July 17, 2012
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