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A smile so bright it makes your day
I once caught a chick Krafting to a horribile joke I made because she dug me.
Krafting by Plick456 August 25, 2010
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The act of going to the gym to workout, almost immediately taking a shit upon arrival, and then leaving on completion of the bowel movement
After school, Andrew was invited to go to the gym with his friends but ended up krafting once he got there.
Krafting by Raj D'amal January 28, 2014

Robert Krafting 

The act of owning a football team, wearing chains, and soliciting prostitutes.
When I grow up I want to do some Robert Krafting.
Robert Krafting by Slim Tim Jim February 22, 2019

krofting 

Guzzling champagne from someone's butthole. Named after 60 minutes star, Steve Kroft.
Krofting at the VIP
krofting by Explixitx January 9, 2015

Kratting 

When you creep on girls so hard you go from normal to creeper status. This also includes taking privy pictures of girls at bars, street corners, beaches, and the grocery store. There are specific rules to kratting such as silencing your phone when taking pictures and wearing shades at all times.
We were at the beach today and there were so many hot girls. Man we were kratting so hard.

That guy is a master kratsman.

You have won the KOTY (Kratsman of the year) award.

I'm kratting so hard it's kratastic.
Kratting by DT CEO July 8, 2012

krauting 

When a girl eats Saurkraut off your balls.
krauting? Tonight? Fuck yea - she's krauting all night. We're talking Costco sized.
krauting by thinkev June 16, 2016
The art of pulling out right before ejaculation during doggy style and proceeding to nut on the girls back. Then you open a box of Kraft Mac n' Cheese and dump the dry macaroni on the girl's cum-covered back. Shout what the macaroni picture you made looks like after the girl stands up so the dry macaroni not bonded by the adhesive falls off.
Dude - SPACESHIP!
GIRL - Are you kraftin on me again?
Dude - Shut up bitch! (insert backhand)
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026
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