Krapf

An expletive that can be used much the same as "crap," but is less mainstream. It has the potential to sound like German, prompting many to ask for a repeat and to inquire as to the meaning and root of the word.

Krapf is derived from the American bus company KRAPF Buses. The company's motto is "The only way to go". It is true: The only way to go IS to take a krapf.

Krapf! The toast ALWAYS falls butter-side-down.

by onlyjoking November 20, 2010

krapf

The quality of being very old.

Lou Holtz is very krapf

by Nook Logan January 6, 2009

Kraft Shaft

The cum/precum buildup that develops around the base of the penis more and more prominently as a gangbang continues.

Bro why do I always have to go last? I'm really getting tired of kraft shaft.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

krapālis

A Latvian slang for the word "weed"

"Eu vecīt, šovakar pasēdēšana, krapālis būs?"

by 5'3 headass September 15, 2019

Kraftwerk

German efficiency translated to music.

Kraftwerk. Need I say more?

by memegoeshere August 10, 2010

Krafturbate

The act of masturbating with a handful of lukewarm Kraft Macaroni & Cheese as lubricant.

I tried to krafturbate yesterday, but the cheese was too hot.

by @FattMernandez October 2, 2014

Krafty

To get a rub and tug at an Asian Massage Parlor

I'm feeling pretty tense about this game, I'm going to get a Krafty beforehand. -Robert Kraft

by CraigWho?! February 26, 2019