Krapistan

Noun A word used to refer to any and all middle eastern or central asian countries. Comes from adding an altered spelling of crap to "istan"

"We might have our problems here in the U.S. of A.; But I'm sure glad I don't live in Krapistan!"

by PCL January 29, 2005

kristanna

Kristanna is a rare but amazing name. Kristanna is gorgeous caring and amazing I can go on for ever and ever about kristanna. She's absolutely everything anyone would ask for. Kristanna your amazing be yourself because it just lights up the room and makes everyone smile

Kristanna is awesome

by 💖🍍 June 29, 2017

Krkistan

Country in West Europe, Famous for their involvement in the concept of not having an age of consent.

Hey look! its a krkistanian hide your kids!

by Krkistanian Citizen November 8, 2019

Kapitan Pavel

The OMEGACHAD in the Grand Theft Auto online cayo perico heist, pavel likes to call you kapitan even though he is the true kapitan, he lives of a diet of red caviar, navy wine, and vitiman D supplements, pavel also has big pp.

Gtao player 1: hey, have you done the CP heist

Gtao player 2: yeah, I love it when Kapitan pavel calls me kapitan

by Shrek pillow March 16, 2021

Khalistan

Khalistan is an empty lot or space where methheads go to suck a dealer's dick for a free dimebag of fetty.
E.g., an empty space like Canada where there's nothing to do and people are too stupid to leave.

Khali means Empty in Urdu; Stan is the suffix for Place.

Santa: There's nothing here in Canada but dumb as fuck faggots.
Banta: I need another hit but don't have a dime.
Santa: In Punjab my dealer would hook me up with some fetty when I deep throated him.
Banta: We'll turn Canada into Khalistan.

by moolahraj October 9, 2023

Klanistan

An imaginary home for White racists, making reference to the K.K.K.; used sarcastically in conversation to emphasize the racism of a previous statement.

White Racist: "Why do Black kids always have the need to steal stuff?"

White Non-Racist: "Get your mind out of Klanistan, that's just a stereotype."

by Hey It's Me June 5, 2009

Kristanna

Kristanna’s are the most fucken sexy girls to walk this earth. She has a sexy round booty and small waist just like a model, they have the most gorgeous personality and aren’t afraid to say what they think. Kristanna’s are very adventurous and love proving people wrong, they are classy, sexy and smart all in one ( that’s really rare ). All the girls want to be her and want to be friends with her and it’s no secret that she has guys lining up for her all the way to the edge of the world. She is not a desperate and fake skank and loves standing out. If your a Kristanna, fucken bless your beautiful soul and your sexy body. Btw anyone who messes with a Kristanna, you should probably start running.

Person 1: ooft bro you see that chick across the road?
Person 2: yeh bro the sexy af one?
Person 1: yeh brudda she definitely a Kristanna!

by The hot cuntas June 1, 2018