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definiton of beauty. Will make everyone turn heads when she walks in. Everyone's it girl. THe only girl for you, will make the hairs on the back of your neck stand straight up. SHe is amazing. The most beautiful girl ever.
Whoa, look at that girl, she such a Kristan.
by ldubbs June 24, 2010
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Phrase meaning that a deceased cannot rest in peace until society changes due to the circumstances of a death.
People said rest in power for the unarmed man had been shot by the police.
by FooBarBiz October 12, 2017
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A kind and caring person who can really change your world. A little crazy but very passionate about what they care about. Really can turn your world upside down.
Person 1: I’ll never understand why Kristan ever doubts herself or anything. She’s so amazing.

Person 2: dude, you’re simping way too hard.
by Kelly Oubre October 08, 2019
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A short TikTok thot who is commonly mistaken for a 12 year old Jewish boy. Possibly autistic. Loves the Clemson tigers a little too much. Deshaun Watson, if you're reading this, RUN. YOU'RE IN SERIOUS DANGER.
Ethan: What the fuck is that thing over there?
Reece: Oh ignore her. She's a Kristan.
Ethan: OH GOD GET IT AWAY!!!
Jacob: Don't worry she won't hurt you. She's too busy organizing her Clemson shrine.
by dont fuck me i have aids October 08, 2019
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Nigward sex minority penis bruh moment. Yes.
Person 1: nigga Kristan keyfob doorhandle
Person 2: yes
by Kelly Oubre October 08, 2019
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A teacher known to be a pain in the ass and is a bitch in general. An instagram account is made after her to insult her.

She is known also as Fat hoe by some
Kid:Kristan is a trash teacher to be honest
Kid 2: Really? I have another, what is she like?
Kid: she just sucks. Mainly bitches about kids not paying attention when all shes does is sell food and talk on her phone all class
by ShipWadd October 23, 2019
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If you are an overly obsessive fan of krista consider yourself a kristan. As a kristan, you are entitled to support and love the one and only Krista Poly to all needs. If she wants to be called baby, you tell her she is baby... If she feels sad, you cheer her up. Your only priority as a Kristan is to protect, adore and praise Krista till the end of time. It is up to us to make this fandom big. We love Krista. You love Krista.
"I love being a kristan! Becoming apart of this fandom has made me a better person and I have found more ways to love Krista that I never knew was possible. Thank you for your existence Krista! Kristans love you."

"I've become so obsessed with krista lately... does that make me a Kristan?"

"I am an official vip member of the Kristan fanbase"
by kristanoticeme June 23, 2019
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