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Khakistan 

An old-fashioned workplace where the standing uniform requirement/expectation includes khakis. "Casual" Friday is a low-rent "escape" from the starchiness, often misleadingly billed as part of a "fun and creative" environment.
When I started working from home, I realized I never wanted to return to Khakistan again.
Khakistan by catfoody April 5, 2022

Krkistan 

Country in West Europe, Famous for their involvement in the concept of not having an age of consent.
Hey look! its a krkistanian hide your kids!
Krkistan by Krkistanian Citizen November 8, 2019

Kekistan 

The holy Land of Kek, the home of the Kekistanians and people of Kekistani heritage, and warground between the Kekistani people and Normies.
Person #1

Where are you from?
Person #2

The glorious country of Kekistan.
Kekistan by Glanderson Booper February 3, 2017

Khalistan 

Khalistan is an empty lot or space where methheads go to suck a dealer's dick for a free dimebag of fetty.
E.g., an empty space like Canada where there's nothing to do and people are too stupid to leave.

Khali means Empty in Urdu; Stan is the suffix for Place.
Santa: There's nothing here in Canada but dumb as fuck faggots.
Banta: I need another hit but don't have a dime.
Santa: In Punjab my dealer would hook me up with some fetty when I deep throated him.
Banta: We'll turn Canada into Khalistan.
Khalistan by moolahraj October 9, 2023

Klanistan 

An imaginary home for White racists, making reference to the K.K.K.; used sarcastically in conversation to emphasize the racism of a previous statement.
White Racist: "Why do Black kids always have the need to steal stuff?"

White Non-Racist: "Get your mind out of Klanistan, that's just a stereotype."
Klanistan by Hey It's Me June 5, 2009

kekistan 

The ancient country of Kekistan. Home of the frog people, also home of the world famous now forbidden Pepe.
Stop being Kekophobic, I'm from Kekistan, praise keke
kekistan by FeelsTrumpman February 2, 2017
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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