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Krumbein 

Adj.

1. One who deals in the wanton destruction of the dreams of children.
2. One who deals in krumbeins.
1. Pol Pot, what a regular krumbein, am I right people?
2. Hey, I heard that Josh kid is a krumbein, somebody should lynch him.
Krumbein by Malcolmb May 1, 2008
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Krubel is a great guy, though he could be weird sometimes. Krubels are great at sports and are very athletic. Krubels are sweet and also sometimes interesting. Krubels get hurt easily from others. You’ll be lucky to have a Krubel, just don’t hurt him .
Girl A: A Krubel is playing in the basketball game tonight…
Girl B: OMG… Krubel is so good.
Krubel by sanedukan1124 February 18, 2022
adj. Crumbly with a K. a description of a person, place, or thing that isn't pleasant nor funny. what crumbly is but to a harsher degree. Fucked up
"I heard that fool goosed his sister, now that's Krumbly"
"I didn't know he was Krumbly like that"
"You are Krumbly, w/ a capital K"
krumbly by krumbly May 25, 2007

Krümelmonster

German name for a very blue muppet character on sesame street, aka the Cookie Monster (Krümel = crumbs) ! Whose addicted to Cookies, but lacks in manners and eating skills. Which causes often that it just eats the half while throwing the other half of cookies in its face. Which causes that seconds later it cant remember what happened to all the cookies!
But Krümelmonster also the nickname for the most amazing, beautiful, inteligent and rosa haired girl the world!
Danm why are there so many crumbs on the floor again, yeah, you are a real Krümelmonster, and I love you for that !
Krümelmonster by yeti22 April 15, 2010

Krumpeld 

Another word referring to being drunk. Pronounced crum-pulled Also, Krumped, Krumpel, or Krumpelstiltskin are other words referring to the same thing.
"Man, I got krumpeld last night."
"Did you see Nick last night? He was krumped as hell."
Sitting at the bar after taking the 10th shot of the night..."Dude, I'm krumpelstiltskined"
Krumpeld by Krumplestileskin May 22, 2008
Krubel is such a sexy guy
Krubel is so sexy. I want to kiss his abs
Krubel by Jeffery Damher iv February 21, 2022
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