krumbly

adj. Crumbly with a K. a description of a person, place, or thing that isn't pleasant nor funny. what crumbly is but to a harsher degree. Fucked up

"I heard that fool goosed his sister, now that's Krumbly"
"I didn't know he was Krumbly like that"
"You are Krumbly, w/ a capital K"

krumbly by krumbly May 25, 2007

Krimbly 

a furry creature, about the size of a chipmunk, prone to nipping the tips off shoelaces and hiding in slippers.

diet: consists mostly of lint, shoelaces and banana peels
habitat: slippers, sock drawers. Mostly found in Australia and southern island of New Zealand, although there have been a few cases reported in eastern New Guinea

Although this creature is a seemingly adorable fur ball of energetic affection, it's flaming temper, quick reflexes and sharp nipping fangs deem it quite the little monster.

"I think there's a Krimbly in my moccasin!"
"did it get you?!"
"phew... it's just nipping at my laces."

"kurpleclurrrrrr"
"whats that sound? It's coming from your sock drawer?"
"I know. My place is ridden with Krimblys."

Krimbly by crumblycreatures November 26, 2009

krumble 

In football, an abbreviation for a lost fumble on a kickoff return, or kick return fumble. This is the deadliest of all turnovers in football because the team that loses the fumble is giving the ball back right after allowing a score. The recovering team usually gets great field position, while the team that gave up the football has to put its tired defense back on the field.

Following the Westbrook touchdown, the Giants committed a krumble, giving the Eagles the ball in New York territory with a great opportunity to score again.

krumble by Devveyovich December 28, 2009

Krumblus 

The most powerfull being to ever exist, can do whatever it wants and is not bound by the laws of time and space, or physics. Truly the of all time.

"Add The Krumblus to the Group Chat, it'd be funny" - Cosmic, probably

Krumblus by SpaceCat9341 August 17, 2023

Krumblor 

Krumblor, killer of worlds will sleep with your wife

Krumblor, killer of worlds slept with my wife!

Krumblor by Krumblor definer August 24, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019