koteles

Person that hangs out the cemetery often. This person has very morbid sense of humor and the "best" combacks.

You can usually find a Koteles overdosing on advil and eating tide-pods.

"Is Kelly going goth?'"
"No, she's going Koteles."

koteles by tdudludludfc.if;.iyv May 16, 2018

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Goddammit Joe Keteles

A phrase said when emotional music plays on a radio or in a movie. This phrase may also be used to refer to a guy/girl making foolish decisions when it comes to their love life.

Goddammit Joe Keteles, stop making out with Emily. Goddammit Joe Keteles, Tonight by FM Static is on the radio again!!!

Goddammit Joe Keteles by Datishat June 7, 2019

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koteles • koteeswaran • koveleskie • Goddammit Joe Keteles

koveleskie

Koveleskie is only the best last name ever. It’s Polish and people mispronounce it...ALOT. They also miss spell it ALOT. But it’s very unique.

Hey did you see that Polish guy back there? Yeah he looks like a Koveleskie.

koveleskie by ⚡️❄️ May 5, 2018

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koteeswaran

Kotteswaran is a simple minded yet complex person who loves to be alone but needs someone to hold on and rich

Koteeswaran is the best one

koteeswaran by anonymous November 23, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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