koteka

koteka is a traditional mens underwear from papua, it is some kind of penis sheath. koteka is made from some kind of fruit of a plant called lagenaria sicceraria. the fruit is hollowed, and dried. the smaller koteka is used for working and the longer one is for ceremonial event. the fruit is tied to a stone to strecth it out so that they can grow very long.

nice koteka!!!!!

koteka by ga'il September 29, 2013

Koleka 

A Koleka is generally an Eastern European driver who can also drive for western European companies, He will wear a sleeveless vest, track suit bottoms, socks and shower sandals(Addis preferred) and a hi vis jacket, and speak broken English, or universal phrases such as commerade, katistrof, big problem, Koleka.

No worry koleka's, no damage to the product.
Yes, my mistake i didn't load myself my coworkers did but should have checked somewhere along the way.

Koleka by Pederen April 20, 2020

Koleka problem

Long-distance lorry drivers from Eastern Europe, Belarus and Ukraine. Very limited English skills, as well as questionable driving skills at that, since most of them buy their license for a 1000 USD. Wears plastic crocs, shorts and tank-top that have never seen a washing machine. Usually drunk, so they crash into things and call it simply "problem" or "normal katastrof" since their English skills do not allow them to describe what happened.

- What the hell are you doing? You can't park here sir!
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...

- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss

Koleka problem by GirtekaDrivingSchool June 5, 2021

Kotka 

City in south-east Finland. Once a year it's the place to be, during Kotkan Meripäivät - mainly a four day straight drinking.

- Yo, d'you know where I spent my summer?
- I've got a feeling you're about to tell me.
- I was sailing, and in July we stopped at the port of Kotka and there was this thing, meripäivät, and I had 4 blonde chick sleeping in my boat. How's that sound!

Kotka by sparafucilezz January 21, 2011

Jesperi Kotkaniemi 

Jesperi Kotkaniemi, some Finnish dude imported by the Montreal Canadiens from Finland. He is memed on r/habs and makes more money than Melnyk with his friend Mete by selling "mint" merchandise.

"Jesperi Kotkaniemi is the best NHL player in the world, even better than Elias Pettersson!"

"Damn, Jesperi Kotkaniemi is better than weak shoulders Auston Matthews!"

Jesperi Kotkaniemi by Fabio_Fleming June 21, 2019

Kobekaze

The act of crashing a helicopter.

Jeff: What a great helicopter, Kyle! I'm so glad your parents let us borrow it! Say, how are you doing with your meds?
Kyle: K-k...
Jeff: You okay Kyle?
Kyle: KOBEKAZE

Kobekaze by Peebis March 19, 2020

KOLEKA NORMAL KATASTROFF

KOLEKA NORMAL KATASTROFF describes a normal day of a life of a KOLEKA when a minor incident with only material damange and no human casualties occurs.

KOLEKA NORMAL KATASTROFF A1 BELGIUM

KOLEKA NORMAL KATASTROFF by KOLEKA June 5, 2021