koteka is a traditional mens underwear from papua, it is some kind of penis sheath. koteka is made from some kind of fruit of a plant called lagenaria sicceraria. the fruit is hollowed, and dried. the smaller koteka is used for working and the longer one is for ceremonial event. the fruit is tied to a stone to strecth it out so that they can grow very long.
nice koteka!!!!!
by ga'il September 29, 2013
Get the koteka mug.A Koleka is generally an Eastern European driver who can also drive for western European companies, He will wear a sleeveless vest, track suit bottoms, socks and shower sandals(Addis preferred) and a hi vis jacket, and speak broken English, or universal phrases such as commerade, katistrof, big problem, Koleka.
No worry koleka's, no damage to the product.
Yes, my mistake i didn't load myself my coworkers did but should have checked somewhere along the way.
Yes, my mistake i didn't load myself my coworkers did but should have checked somewhere along the way.
by Pederen April 20, 2020
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Long-distance lorry drivers from Eastern Europe, Belarus and Ukraine. Very limited English skills, as well as questionable driving skills at that, since most of them buy their license for a 1000 USD. Wears plastic crocs, shorts and tank-top that have never seen a washing machine. Usually drunk, so they crash into things and call it simply "problem" or "normal katastrof" since their English skills do not allow them to describe what happened.
- What the hell are you doing? You can't park here sir!
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...
- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...
- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss
by GirtekaDrivingSchool June 5, 2021
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- Yo, d'you know where I spent my summer?
- I've got a feeling you're about to tell me.
- I was sailing, and in July we stopped at the port of Kotka and there was this thing, meripäivät, and I had 4 blonde chick sleeping in my boat. How's that sound!
- I've got a feeling you're about to tell me.
- I was sailing, and in July we stopped at the port of Kotka and there was this thing, meripäivät, and I had 4 blonde chick sleeping in my boat. How's that sound!
by sparafucilezz January 21, 2011
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"Jesperi Kotkaniemi is the best NHL player in the world, even better than Elias Pettersson!"
"Damn, Jesperi Kotkaniemi is better than weak shoulders Auston Matthews!"
"Damn, Jesperi Kotkaniemi is better than weak shoulders Auston Matthews!"
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Kyle: K-k...
Jeff: You okay Kyle?
Kyle: KOBEKAZE
Kyle: K-k...
Jeff: You okay Kyle?
Kyle: KOBEKAZE
by Peebis March 19, 2020
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