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dong koozie
1. A vagina, anus, or mouth as used in intercourse.
2. (by extension) One whose orifice(s) are used for such purposes.
2. (by extension) One whose orifice(s) are used for such purposes.
"I thought Rupert was mine first, not some multigenerational family dong koozie." -Family Guy Season 19 Episode 2, "The Talented Mr. Stewie"
dong koozie by zombiewizard45 November 15, 2021
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Koonzie • koozie • Koonie • koonkie • kooozie • koozie cushion • KoozieFlu • Koozie queef • koozie-scusi • kronzied
ghetto koozie
Thin brown paper covering, usually given away when purchasing single beers or malt liquor at convenience stores. Not shown to actually keep the product cold, but does serve to absorb condensation from the exterior of the can or bottle. Also know as a small brown paper bag.
Store clerk: Would you like me to put that Steel Reserve 211 in a bag?
Crackhead: No, thanks, sir. I will however take one of the free ghetto koozies that you normally give me.
Crackhead: No, thanks, sir. I will however take one of the free ghetto koozies that you normally give me.
ghetto koozie by Steven Faye Castro-Valdez May 14, 2006
Chicago Koozie
This fantastic move requires you be close to ejaculation. On the verge of climax, you stick an empty Red Solo cup in the girl's pussy when she's lying on her back. Blow your load into the cup. (Be sure not to spill). Pull her legs up on your shoulders and make your undeveloped children seep down her pubic area, down her stomach, and into her mouth if you have miraculous accuracy.
Chicago Koozie by Djaylovessteven March 20, 2014
koonkie
koonkie by lil' zizzle June 28, 2004
Koozie queef
Koozie queef by JabboDog May 3, 2014
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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