Definitions by JabboDog

Narcidouche 

A person who displays characteristics of a self absorbed, oblivious narcissist while being a douche nozzle to everyone who does not praise his every word.

Donald Trump is a total narcidouche.

narcissist douche douchebag misogynist xenophobe racist dick demagogue huckster

Narcidouche by JabboDog August 29, 2016

Koozie queef 

The sound made when a Negra Modelo bottle is forced into a standard size beer koozie.

That wasn't me. It was a koozie queef.

Koozie queef by JabboDog May 3, 2014