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Group of the MOST AMAZING PEOPLE YOU WILL EVER FIND IN YOUR LIFE.

- we all dumb as fuck (except from Barb cuz she got good grades) but we Still Love eachother
- we like ninja turtles ofc
- We make ship names for our crushes (bílá, modrá a zelená skalice) and we kinda fight over Our crushes (except from Elezzzna cuz she asexual AF, Sorry bruh but i Still Love you)

- we should tell eachother everything cuz we freakin konvice
- we got a wierdass sense of humor believe me, if you not a konvice, you will not get it
- LOVE YOU GUYSS
I Love my konvice sweeties, i could not imagine life w/o them.
Konvice by MrsZelenaSkalice November 12, 2018
Words you can keep
Akon's record label.
From Wikipedia, accessed 29 December 2007: At the beginning of most Konvict Muzik artists' songs there is the sound of the clank of a jail cell, followed by Akon uttering "Konvict".
Konvict by Home slice January 11, 2008
A person who others refer to as a cunt. Usually suffer from mild retardation.
Man, that guy is such a Konicek.
Konicek by bluewildomar February 21, 2011

konvict music 

the words that akon shouts on every song he sings in
9mm: konvict music, out here grindin:konvict konvict

ect.
konvict music by weezy1177 June 10, 2009

The Konvict 

The Konvict is a lyricaly skilled hip-hop emcee from the uk.

Born and raised on the streets of Clapham Junction in South London, The Konvict has taken influences and events around him and turned them into lyrical skill, with the ability to drop metaphours and subject ranges so deep, you will probably have to research what is unknown to you to fully understand the lyrical capability that this emcee poseses.

Boasting a catalouge of classic freestyles and classic unreleased hip-hop joints, at the age of only 20 the best from this artist is yet to come.

He is part of uk hip-hop groups The Product, Da Beatmasters and The Origins Of Ebonics.

The Konvict has made a considerable amount of noise on MySpace.Com boasting plays well into the thousands, and he boasts that the tracks on the website are just a sample of left over material, that he wants to push out for free to see what the fans think, and the response has been great.

Know for his versatility, he has the ability to rhyme in any form he is required to, with lyrical skill, this emcee has been compared with many well known emcees, it is fact that in the near future The Konvict will be classed as a legend.
The Konvict Is A Lyrical UK Emcee
The Konvict by Hate Me Now June 11, 2006

konvicka 

grumpie old fucker who likes any young women
Look at that dirty old konvicka rubbing up on all them hot chicks.
konvicka by deepballs January 19, 2008
The Konvict is a lyricaly skilled hip-hop emcee from the uk.

Born and raised on the streets of Clapham Junction in South London, The Konvict has taken influences and events around him and turned them into lyrical skill, with the ability to drop metaphours and subject ranges so deep, you will probably have to research what is unknown to you to fully understand the lyrical capability that this emcee poseses.

Boasting a catalouge of classic freestyles and classic unreleased hip-hop joints, at the age of only 20 the best from this artist is yet to come.

He is part of uk hip-hop groups The Product, Da Beatmasters and The Origins Of Ebonics.

The Konvict has made a considerable amount of noise on MySpace.Com boasting plays well into the thousands, and he boasts that the tracks on the website are just a sample of left over material, that he wants to push out for free to see what the fans think, and the response has been great.

Know for his versatility, he has the ability to rhyme in any form he is required to, with lyrical skill, this emcee has been compared with many well known emcees, it is fact that in the near future The Konvict will be classed as a legend.
konvict by The Rhyme God June 20, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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