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Group of the MOST AMAZING PEOPLE YOU WILL EVER FIND IN YOUR LIFE.

- we all dumb as fuck (except from Barb cuz she got good grades) but we Still Love eachother
- we like ninja turtles ofc
- We make ship names for our crushes (bílá, modrá a zelená skalice) and we kinda fight over Our crushes (except from Elezzzna cuz she asexual AF, Sorry bruh but i Still Love you)

- we should tell eachother everything cuz we freakin konvice
- we got a wierdass sense of humor believe me, if you not a konvice, you will not get it
- LOVE YOU GUYSS
I Love my konvice sweeties, i could not imagine life w/o them.
Konvice by MrsZelenaSkalice November 12, 2018
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Akon's record label.
From Wikipedia, accessed 29 December 2007: At the beginning of most Konvict Muzik artists' songs there is the sound of the clank of a jail cell, followed by Akon uttering "Konvict".
Konvict by Home slice January 11, 2008
A person who others refer to as a cunt. Usually suffer from mild retardation.
Man, that guy is such a Konicek.
Konicek by bluewildomar February 21, 2011

konvict music 

the words that akon shouts on every song he sings in
9mm: konvict music, out here grindin:konvict konvict

ect.
konvict music by weezy1177 June 10, 2009

The Konvict 

The Konvict is a lyricaly skilled hip-hop emcee from the uk.

Born and raised on the streets of Clapham Junction in South London, The Konvict has taken influences and events around him and turned them into lyrical skill, with the ability to drop metaphours and subject ranges so deep, you will probably have to research what is unknown to you to fully understand the lyrical capability that this emcee poseses.

Boasting a catalouge of classic freestyles and classic unreleased hip-hop joints, at the age of only 20 the best from this artist is yet to come.

He is part of uk hip-hop groups The Product, Da Beatmasters and The Origins Of Ebonics.

The Konvict has made a considerable amount of noise on MySpace.Com boasting plays well into the thousands, and he boasts that the tracks on the website are just a sample of left over material, that he wants to push out for free to see what the fans think, and the response has been great.

Know for his versatility, he has the ability to rhyme in any form he is required to, with lyrical skill, this emcee has been compared with many well known emcees, it is fact that in the near future The Konvict will be classed as a legend.
The Konvict Is A Lyrical UK Emcee
The Konvict by Hate Me Now June 11, 2006

konvicka 

grumpie old fucker who likes any young women
Look at that dirty old konvicka rubbing up on all them hot chicks.
konvicka by deepballs January 19, 2008
The Konvict is a lyricaly skilled hip-hop emcee from the uk.

Born and raised on the streets of Clapham Junction in South London, The Konvict has taken influences and events around him and turned them into lyrical skill, with the ability to drop metaphours and subject ranges so deep, you will probably have to research what is unknown to you to fully understand the lyrical capability that this emcee poseses.

Boasting a catalouge of classic freestyles and classic unreleased hip-hop joints, at the age of only 20 the best from this artist is yet to come.

He is part of uk hip-hop groups The Product, Da Beatmasters and The Origins Of Ebonics.

The Konvict has made a considerable amount of noise on MySpace.Com boasting plays well into the thousands, and he boasts that the tracks on the website are just a sample of left over material, that he wants to push out for free to see what the fans think, and the response has been great.

Know for his versatility, he has the ability to rhyme in any form he is required to, with lyrical skill, this emcee has been compared with many well known emcees, it is fact that in the near future The Konvict will be classed as a legend.
konvict by The Rhyme God June 20, 2006
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