Konitiwa
One of the correct ways to spell 'Hello' in Japanese. (Also Konnichiwa, not Konichiwa.)
Means "Hello" in Japanese, and is spelled with a 't' because the 't' also makes the 'ch' sound.
Means "Hello" in Japanese, and is spelled with a 't' because the 't' also makes the 'ch' sound.
1. Even though people are going to give me thumbs down, I know this is right because I have an actual Japanese friend who told me.
2. When my friend and I took a trip to Tokyo, I said 'Konitiwa' to my friend when she woke up from her nap.
2. When my friend and I took a trip to Tokyo, I said 'Konitiwa' to my friend when she woke up from her nap.
Konitiwa by Coolgurl123 September 30, 2008
Kanisi
Billy Joe Bobby: Why are you working late?
Person A: Oh, i pulled a Kanisi broke my moms vase and she's making me pay for it.
also see: klutzilla klutz
Person A: Oh, i pulled a Kanisi broke my moms vase and she's making me pay for it.
also see: klutzilla klutz
Kanisi by Idontwant A. Pseudonym June 22, 2011
Kokisimp
Koniking
Koniking: v. a simplistic from of trolling, whereby an individual pontificates on subject upon which they have little to no knowledge, or the information they posses is inherently faulty. This form of trolling is special in that the koniker has poor literary, debate, and intellectual skills, made obvious by a repeated use of banal insults, and incoherent attacks based on religion, sexual behaviors, personal hygiene, or ‘your mama’ jokes.
Kanisidis
Kanisidis by Mister tom Dall June 6, 2018
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