(Slovak = Komárno) A town disputed by the Magyar nomadic horde and the Slovenský štát, but everyone knows it's the rightful territory of Bosnia & Herzegovina.
A: Where are you from?
B: Komárom.
A: You mean Komárno
B: I mean Komárom
A: Fuck you stupid hungol
B: You stole our history, nyugat-ukrán
1. The anti-wingman, the one who fucks it all up right when you're about to score.
2. The guy nobody wants to see at parties but keeps getting invited anyway.
Damn, everyone keeps telling Barry to keep that pest Komarov at home but that never stops him.
To fake listening to someone’s concerns and pretend you are giving in to their viewpoint, all the while plotting to take it out on them later if they dare agree to the new deal you propose without meaning what you said
Dan reached a kompromise with Michelle when he agreed to "take things slow", even though he knew he would get some later that night.
To fake listening to someone’s concerns and pretend you are giving consideration to their viewpoint. All the while plotting to take it out on them later if they dare agree to the new deal you propose without meaning what you said.
Dan reached a kompromise with Michelle when he agreed to "take things slow", even though he knew he would get some later that night.
Holding Dirt on somebody. Proof somebody did a bad act, and holding it over their head. Threatening to expose Dirty act in order to get money or something from the Dirty person.
Got the shit on somebody.
Blackmail.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.