Koi Pond
To have receive oral sex from a large group of women at one time, so that when you cum they will look like koi fish emerging for feeding.
Koi Pond by Hubert Swineherder August 15, 2011
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Koi Pond
When you get a group of 5 or more women together who are hot for your cock and make them fight for it simultaneously until they get every last drop of your tasty treats. (similar to Koi fish fighting for bread cumbs.)
Hey girls, would you like to participate in a Koi Pond? - Girls: "What's that?" - I'm glad you asked!
Koi Pond by Henry J. Swindlestacks III Esq August 15, 2011
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Let me fall into the koi pond
The failure on a friend's part to step in and prevent a terrible situation from happening. In most instances, the friend not only fails to prevent the situation from happening, but makes an observable effort not to help. This is an allusion to The Office Episode where Jim leans back and allows Michael Scott to fall into a koi pond.
Dude I can't believe you didn't do anything back there. Way to let me fall into the koi pond, "friend"
Let me fall into the koi pond by TRL0 November 11, 2009
Swedish koi pond
This can only be performed by the uncut brothers. When the foreskin is stretched upward to make what appears to be a small cup and is then filled with what ever liquid is desired and Swedish fish are placed into the “pond”.
Swedish koi pond by Koi pond guy March 9, 2024
Indian Koi Pond
The ‘ol lady keeps flushing her rags, it seems like quarterly we have an Indian Koi Pond installed in the house.
Indian Koi Pond by Placenta_effect December 28, 2025
Fixing the koi pond
A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.
"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"
Fixing the koi pond by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022
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