Koeman
A Koeman is a person that’s horrendous at doing it’s job and should probably get fired. A Koeman is useless and brings depression with him.
In Dutch it translates to cow man
In Dutch it translates to cow man
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Koman Coulibaly
To be the worst ref in the world in your respective sport. Coined after a horrendous job in the 2-2 tie between the United States and Slovenia in the World Cup, which included a "hand" ball off the neck, constant bad foul calls, and a goal taken away with under five minutes left.
Koman Coulibaly by Chad William Wallace June 20, 2010
kormanulent
Erica: Did you know that a gamelan is still common to play in formal occasions and is an integral part in many traditional Indonesian ceremonies?
Fredrick: Wow! I didn't! I had no idea you were so knowledgeable about such kormanulent topics.
Erica: I dabble.
Fredrick: Wow! I didn't! I had no idea you were so knowledgeable about such kormanulent topics.
Erica: I dabble.
kormanulent by Rüs July 24, 2014
keeman
keeman by PussyDestroyer2008 June 26, 2016
Kemani
A beautiful slim thick female.She is really goofy and sometimes might even play too much.Don't let her goofy side fool you,if she has to get serious and step out her goofy side.Lets just say you're in trouble,and better know how to fight.She is a very loving person,and will make any guy feel special and well appreciated and supported.
Boy:"Damn look at this fine ass pic Kemani just posted with her fine ass."
Girls:"Kemani why you always be playing damn you play way to much."
Boy:"Well damn Kemani you didn't have to fuck her shit up that bad."
Girls:"Kemani why you always be playing damn you play way to much."
Boy:"Well damn Kemani you didn't have to fuck her shit up that bad."
Kemani by bigazzcakes July 6, 2018
Koman Coulibaly
The world's worst referee. He decided he hates Americans so screwed us out of three points, on a horrible call. He didn't even make a call. He just blew a whistle. While, four US players were being held by the Slovenians. Great call dumb ass.
Koman Coulibaly by Worstrefever June 20, 2010
Koman Coulibaly
The worst referee in FIFA history. Can also be used synonymously with eunuch, blind man, and royal douchebag.
Koman Coulibaly by bobjamesbob June 20, 2010
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