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kommando 

1. A gamer with elite skills in the catagories of gameplay exercised.
2. To be elite in a catagory of gaming.
Kommando is so leet in Half-Life mods.
voogru is absolutly kommando at ns_eclipse.
kommando by Geoff August 25, 2003
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Kommando 

An atomican
Head organiser of Irradiate
a member of the Atomicmpc forums, IRC channel and reader of the magazine.

plays lots of games and obsesses about how blue his pc is.
Kommando, talking to you is like rubbing your face on asphalt
Kommando by Rhesus January 15, 2004

kommando 

another retarded dipshit who is friends wit morder
kommando by Anonymous August 31, 2003

kommando 

Morder's friend. Helped Morder with his reserved slot mafia thing (using his reserved slot to kick people to let his friends join) and a complete moron that sucks in NS even more than his llama friend Morder. Can't even spell "Commando" right.
Taken from a log:

Morder connects
JoeNemesis has left the game

Morder has left the game

kommando connects


Me: kommando get the f*ck out of atmospheric and help us to rush the hive
*kommando placing gay signs*

kommando by Gungsta-Pasta September 3, 2003

Einsatz Kommando 

Unofficial term for homosexual sewerage workers during WWII.
Due to a lack of able bodied young men, Hitler decided that if the homosexuals loved fecal matter so much, he would make them keep the sewerage system working.
Einsatz means "to liquidate" and refers to the process of treating the raw effluent. Kommando refers to the gusto in which they attacked blocked toilets.
This term is now a form of derision reserved for delusional ass pirates.
What a complete tool. He should join the Einsatz Kommandos.
Einsatz Kommando by WOMD March 28, 2005

Kommandant 

Hot AF. Likes being a dom. Will love you to the end. Can be a bit childish but will make up for that with his good personality.
"Bro He is such a Kommandant"
Kommandant by nick herr December 2, 2020
Name given to people who keep kommanding others like Neo-Nazis BUT they're kinda nice to you so you add a 'y' to it.
Girl: "Hiiii!! How are you? I miss you.."
Kommandy: "have you finished this? Have you done that? Study. I've made a time table for you. Stick to it. Do it, NOW!!"
Girl : ........ I love you, but you're a bloody Kommandy. *slinks away*
Kommandy by rosewoodmagic July 19, 2016
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