A woman who uses her menstrual cycle to justify her cantankerous nature, A female who loves to find negativity in any situation, and or lacks a sense of humor. A female that purposely causes drama.

"Man, no matter what I do for this broad, she ain't ever happy, she's just a Kotex Kontessa". " Kotex Kontessa ruined my evening when she showed up at my homie's crib drunk , talkin shit"

Kotex Kontessa by JTeezyVZ February 5, 2021

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koden

funny guy who tells raunchy jokes

there's Koden always making people laugh

koden by someschechyguy May 12, 2019

T-Bone Kotex

A T-bone Kotex is that absorbent pad often found stuck to the steaks you buy from the grocery store.Should be removed before grilling.

I always check the bottom of the steak,after removing from the package,to make sure the T-Bone Kotex is not stuck to it.

T-Bone Kotex by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011

Kotex masturbator

Somebody who achieves sexual gratification by spanking the monkey over or onto a tampon, bloody or new.

Didja hear that Maxwell is a true Kotex masturbator? Yeah, he fishes his girlfriend's bloody tampons out of the wastepaperbasket and attempts to inseminate them! How gross!!!

Kotex masturbator by Telephony February 16, 2014

Kodey

Kodey is a wonderful man. He highly underestimates himself and his abilities. He is the most kind, thoughtful, caring, and loving person. He is naturally good natured. Kodey can become stressed when times are busy but he can still see the light in situations. He is mature, funny, verrry helpful and endlessly giving. Anyone who meets Kodey loves him. If they don't then you know they're an asshole.

Peter, " I donated all of my money to charity yesterday."
Stewie, " Peter, you are such a Kodey!"

Smithers, " I fixed your car doors today."
Mr. Burns, " You are just too Kodey!"

Kodey by Fluffany June 23, 2011

Kotex

Brand of "women's menstruation products."

Kotex fits. Period.

Kotex by evilhighpunkin February 22, 2004

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026