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Kotex Kontessa
A woman who uses her menstrual cycle to justify her cantankerous nature, A female who loves to find negativity in any situation, and or lacks a sense of humor. A female that purposely causes drama.
"Man, no matter what I do for this broad, she ain't ever happy, she's just a Kotex Kontessa". " Kotex Kontessa ruined my evening when she showed up at my homie's crib drunk , talkin shit"
Kotex Kontessa by JTeezyVZ February 5, 2021
T-Bone Kotex
A T-bone Kotex is that absorbent pad often found stuck to the steaks you buy from the grocery store.Should be removed before grilling.
I always check the bottom of the steak,after removing from the package,to make sure the T-Bone Kotex is not stuck to it.
T-Bone Kotex by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011
Kotex masturbator
Somebody who achieves sexual gratification by spanking the monkey over or onto a tampon, bloody or new.
Didja hear that Maxwell is a true Kotex masturbator? Yeah, he fishes his girlfriend's bloody tampons out of the wastepaperbasket and attempts to inseminate them! How gross!!!
Kotex masturbator by Telephony February 16, 2014
Kodey
Kodey is a wonderful man. He highly underestimates himself and his abilities. He is the most kind, thoughtful, caring, and loving person. He is naturally good natured. Kodey can become stressed when times are busy but he can still see the light in situations. He is mature, funny, verrry helpful and endlessly giving. Anyone who meets Kodey loves him. If they don't then you know they're an asshole.
Kotex
Kotex by evilhighpunkin February 22, 2004