1. A very, very, very expensive argument in which two prominent
people are involved in a scandal or affair, made famous by the press. A play on the meal Kobe
Beef which is very expensive. Inspired by Kobe Briant, Tiger Woods, and Chris Brown.
2. An argument between two
people about pointless celebrtity scandal crap that has no place in or affect on their lives, yet are ceaselessly taking sides on and arguing over.
1. Tiger: Man, I definitely screwed it up this time.
Kobe: Yeah, I know what you mean.
Tiger: Time to sit with the in-laws and pay for some
fine Kobe
Beef.
2. Guy 1: Hey, what took you?
Guy 2: I got held up at the register having Kobe
Beef with this lady over whether to listen to Chris Brown or not after the whole Rhianna thing.
Guy 1: Who the (expletive) cares?!