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The Knudsen

A sex position in which one person sits on the bed, and the other talks about random and obscure, yet interesting, topics.
Guy: Yo, babe. You wanna try something kinky tonight? It's called the Knudsen.
Girl: Sure!
Guy: *Down the Rabbit Hole theme plays* In 1949-
The Knudsen by SaltySpaghet January 8, 2021
Knudsen is the most accurate and appropriate way of describing someone who is "lit" or is yet to be "lit". Someone with the last name "Knudsen" either loves country music, or gets tortured by it every year for about one month straight. This is most likely because another Knudsen, in the nearby area, is blasting "Armarillo by morning" on their 14 year old speaker.
Neighbor's mother on a visit: WHAT'S ALL THAT NOISE?!

Son/Neighbor: IT'S THE GOD DAMN KNUDSENS!!
knudsen by NotRuna April 19, 2018

Jack Knudsen 

super famous british wrestler. honestly the best out there. 10/10 moves, and super indy.

He does however have a weirdly close relationship with his tambourine....
from all over the world
the geezer
lemon squeezer
woman pleaser
jack knudsen
Jack Knudsen by DaddyMckenny January 18, 2021

Old Knudsen 

Probably the world's greatest lover, fighter,wit, intellect and blogger. Old Knudsen has almost everything with or without a heart beat including your ma.

Men want to be him and women want to do him. Too cool to be cool and is always right even when hes wrong. Chuck Norris fears Old Knudsen.

Old Knudsen invents words like Blogjinx and Cuntpop he is a genius.
"You kicked the fuck out of those 3 big guys just like Old Knudsen would."

"My girl ran off with another bloke, she says hes hung like Old Knudsen."
Old Knudsen by Billy one ear February 16, 2010

Erik Knudsen 

Sexy, hot and would TOTALLY fuck
Erik knudsen is literally daddy
Girl: I would totally fuck him so hard

Boy: Who?
Girl: Erik knudsen. He’s so fucking hot
Boy: Oh yeah, I want a piece of that
Erik Knudsen by hornybb March 6, 2021

A Knudsen 

In several northern european countries "a Knudsen" is used to describe a person who is trying really hard to excel at something (i.e. chess og pie eating) but whose talent is absolutely hopeless and whose results are embarrasing and a lauging stock by everybody involved. Often it is done by people with an academic career which they believe enables them to take up activities far from their limited abilities.
He really pulled a Knudsen when he started to take up tennis.
A Knudsen by Hammers78 May 25, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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