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Knudsen is the most accurate and appropriate way of describing someone who is "lit" or is yet to be "lit". Someone with the last name "Knudsen" either loves country music, or gets tortured by it every year for about one month straight. This is most likely because another Knudsen, in the nearby area, is blasting "Armarillo by morning" on their 14 year old speaker.

Neighbor's mother on a visit: WHAT'S ALL THAT NOISE?!

Son/Neighbor: IT'S THE GOD DAMN KNUDSENS!!

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The Knudsen

A sex position in which one person sits on the bed, and the other talks about random and obscure, yet interesting, topics.

Guy: Yo, babe. You wanna try something kinky tonight? It's called the Knudsen.
Girl: Sure!
Guy: *Down the Rabbit Hole theme plays* In 1949-

The Knudsen by SaltySpaghet January 8, 2021

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Jack Knudsen

super famous british wrestler. honestly the best out there. 10/10 moves, and super indy.

He does however have a weirdly close relationship with his tambourine....

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Jack Knudsen by DaddyMckenny January 18, 2021

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Old Knudsen

Probably the world's greatest lover, fighter,wit, intellect and blogger. Old Knudsen has almost everything with or without a heart beat including your ma.

Men want to be him and women want to do him. Too cool to be cool and is always right even when hes wrong. Chuck Norris fears Old Knudsen.

Old Knudsen invents words like Blogjinx and Cuntpop he is a genius.

"You kicked the fuck out of those 3 big guys just like Old Knudsen would."

"My girl ran off with another bloke, she says hes hung like Old Knudsen."

Old Knudsen by Billy one ear February 16, 2010

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Erik Knudsen

Sexy, hot and would TOTALLY fuck
Erik knudsen is literally daddy

Girl: I would totally fuck him so hard

Boy: Who?
Girl: Erik knudsen. He’s so fucking hot
Boy: Oh yeah, I want a piece of that

Erik Knudsen by hornybb March 6, 2021

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A Knudsen

In several northern european countries "a Knudsen" is used to describe a person who is trying really hard to excel at something (i.e. chess og pie eating) but whose talent is absolutely hopeless and whose results are embarrasing and a lauging stock by everybody involved. Often it is done by people with an academic career which they believe enables them to take up activities far from their limited abilities.

He really pulled a Knudsen when he started to take up tennis.

A Knudsen by Hammers78 May 25, 2010

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josh knudsen

corny guy from Iowa that likes to have radioactive sex with cattle and finger bang sows

Look at the queer over there with his finger in that cat, what a "josh knudsen"

josh knudsen by Josh Knudsen November 10, 2017

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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