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i knobbed her
Knobbed by Jay See February 23, 2004
New comer ; new beginner ; newbie ; newb ; knubbe
You are a knubbe ..
knubbe by Amanda Hugn-Kisch March 18, 2003

fart knobbed 

When you are having anal with a girl and she farts on your knob..."Fart knob"
Me and my girlfriend were having wild butt sex and she farted on me, now all the guys say I've been fart knobbed...
fart knobbed by tnt dynamite September 28, 2013
When one places an item on their doorknob to let others know that coitus is going on within.
Tim knobbed the door so we should probably leave him alone.
knobbed by speaks4geeks November 2, 2011

knubbeersb 

A secret confession conveying a meaning deep below the surface. Whatever you can infer before another part stops you is held to be true.
trico117: knubbeersb
raymundus615: you'll have to explain
trico117: no you will
raymundus615: alright i will: i take your above statement as a confession of you passionate love for the one commonly referred to as "flamer". This also infers, with conviction, that you are of the homosexual tendency. the above would also explain the excess of sexual remarks that are made by said person, yourself, towards the opposite sex. By making these comments you are covering up you innermost feelings. Given the opportunity you would not in fact "do both of them" as you have commonly remarked about the two most desirable females in our company at that time.
knubbeersb by raymundus January 28, 2008

Unconsciously Knobbed 

The act of penetrating someone who has passed out or has died.
Laura drank the tasty beverage and woke up with a sore anus, she thinks she has been unconsciously knobbed.

After a round of appletinis the frat boys unconsciusly knobbed this years homecoming queen.

Maurice the mortician was feeling horny so he decided an unconscious knobbing was in order.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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