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Simply to be killed by a nub.
Often referenced in online gaming platforms.
Oh god damn it I got knubbed again...wait - maybe I’m the nub.
Knubbed by Hugestonez August 16, 2018
Words you can keep
i knobbed her
Knobbed by Jay See February 23, 2004
New comer ; new beginner ; newbie ; newb ; knubbe
You are a knubbe ..
knubbe by Amanda Hugn-Kisch March 18, 2003

fart knobbed 

When you are having anal with a girl and she farts on your knob..."Fart knob"
Me and my girlfriend were having wild butt sex and she farted on me, now all the guys say I've been fart knobbed...
fart knobbed by tnt dynamite September 28, 2013
When one places an item on their doorknob to let others know that coitus is going on within.
Tim knobbed the door so we should probably leave him alone.
knobbed by speaks4geeks November 2, 2011

knubbeersb 

A secret confession conveying a meaning deep below the surface. Whatever you can infer before another part stops you is held to be true.
trico117: knubbeersb
raymundus615: you'll have to explain
trico117: no you will
raymundus615: alright i will: i take your above statement as a confession of you passionate love for the one commonly referred to as "flamer". This also infers, with conviction, that you are of the homosexual tendency. the above would also explain the excess of sexual remarks that are made by said person, yourself, towards the opposite sex. By making these comments you are covering up you innermost feelings. Given the opportunity you would not in fact "do both of them" as you have commonly remarked about the two most desirable females in our company at that time.
knubbeersb by raymundus January 28, 2008

Unconsciously Knobbed 

The act of penetrating someone who has passed out or has died.
Laura drank the tasty beverage and woke up with a sore anus, she thinks she has been unconsciously knobbed.

After a round of appletinis the frat boys unconsciusly knobbed this years homecoming queen.

Maurice the mortician was feeling horny so he decided an unconscious knobbing was in order.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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