Knog

Knog or knogger is someone trying to be cool but getting it all wrong.

Adapted from an uncool typo of "It's on like donkey kong" to "donkey knog". A piss take use of this term has rapidly expanded through the south east of England to replace words like c**t, idiot, muppet, wally etc.

That guy is such a knog or knogger etc.

Please add more if you hear them.

by WollyKnog February 12, 2010

Dirt Knog

A complete moron. A person who lacks basic intelligence and social skills that are needed throughout the day.

Why are you throwing things at people, you complete dirt knog!

Stop being a dirt knog and quit playing with fire!

by Brendan October 13, 2004

Donkey Knog

To dong on someone, something, or some retarded sports team.

"Dude, that kid totally got donkey knoged!"

by YEP It's totally fucking gay October 21, 2010

Knogg

"Knogg" is a word fathered by a man from the west shores of the northmans lands. It's father; Stian M.E. is a man whom has gathered the wealth and means to shape a word which can only be described as "vague as fuck". It is a word that can be used for anything. It also about the way you say it which gives it it's meaning. "To knogg" can mean to either fuck someone or to kill someone. "A knogg" can be a man or an idiot or whatever. "Knoggy" can be a description a man. It is a substantive, a verb, an adjective, etc. You give it what meaning you want to. It's birth is of norwegian roots, for it's maker is norwegian. In english you pronounce the word with a "n" like in "knife" and "know" and not a k.

English:
I knogged my brother = I punched/killed/fucked/fed/etc. my brother
My classmates are such knoggs = My classmates are such idiots/friends/nerds/etc.
He is so knoggy = He is so nice/smart/dumb/smelly/mean/gentle/etc.

Norwegian:
Eg he knogga broren min = Eg he slått/drepe/kyssa/klappa/mata/osv. broren min
Mine venar er nokon skikkelege knoggar = Mine venar nokon skikkelege idiotar/smartingar/kjekkingar/elsklingar/osv.
Han er so knogg/knoggen/knoggeleg = Han er so stygg/søt/ekkel/frekk/dum/breid/osv.

by Stian M.E. August 1, 2019

Knogic

A word combination of "knowledge" and "logic" that basically means the exact opposite. used in place of a sarcastic "logic". (naw-jik)

P1: 9/11 coudn't've been an inside job because the planes came from the outside
P:2 That's a very knogical idea. I love it

by Senic The Edgehog March 5, 2017

Knoggin

When a girl or guy (whichever way the cookie crumbles) proceeds to suck some dick

Any dude: Hey Karen, wanna give me some knoggin tonight?
Karen: yeah I’d give you some fuckin knoggin Holmes!

by Shlorple April 9, 2019

knoggle

-adjective

1- a type of oral sex performed on a male in which his genitalia is inserted between the recipient's cheek and teeth.
This is performed preferably with her teeth still shut and with the bottom of the penis riding against the teeth and the top of the penis against the inner cheek.

Obviously it must occur at a 90 degree angle.

-noun

1- a Tactical Ops - Assualt on Terror clan (group) originated in 2000 by NGL_BrSH, NGL_BLKSTN, and NGL_FERNALD at the University of Maine Orono.

Matured into many members through five years it existed.
Competed on originally on Clanbase and then later on Nato-ladder for it's better run North American competition.

Eventually won first place on the ladder after defeating AZNP at their own map (TO-Rapidwaters). Defended the title for months.

Most share the feelings that knoggle was fun and competitive unlike lots of clans that could never put the two together successfully.

"Dude, she bent over and knoggled me for hours!"

"knoggle is ownage!"

by NGL_BrSH August 6, 2009