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A word comprised of the words know and noticed. When used, it refers to Prior Knowledge, of some sort, in a SARCASTIC MANNER. (Something someone pointed out that you already knew of, and therefore you would respond with "I knoticed") Usually used in text/aim/instant messaging conversations.
Doug: Hey dood, i just took a picture of martha drunk as hell! *posts on facebook*
Jimmy: yea, i knoticed, eveyones talking about it on facebook, dumbass.
knoticed by benny gerg October 4, 2009
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knobicles 

It's when it is really freezing and your knob gets stuck to your balls and is very like and ice-cream
but you want go and eat now would you
"honey, you have knobicles and i don't think it will go in, lets try when its not so cold."
knobicles by Kirsty Hanvey April 1, 2008
Knob-ice - pronounced (nob-iss)

–noun
1. A moronic failing amateur.
2. Psychology . a person who is starting out in a field they have no experience in and have a misguided belief that they can succeed.

3. And arrogant people.
"You are such a knobice!", Sally exclaimed after unfulfilling sex with her deadbeat boyfriend.
knobice by Adelina_Pall July 7, 2010
to both know and notice something at once.
I'm very proud of myself in case you didn't knotice.
Knotice by jesterofdoom March 6, 2013

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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