Knockometer 

Derbysharian slang for 'Hammer'.

"Hammer that nail in with your new knockometer!"

Knockometer by Derbyshire Linguist September 27, 2022

klickometer

A mash-up of the words "klick" and "kilometer". It is redundant, since klick is already a slang variant used to shorten the word kilometer.

Could also be spelled: klickometre, for our brethren north o' the border.

The nearest MickyDonald's is about twenty klickometers away.

klickometer by SinDonor dammit February 18, 2011

kookometer 

a measurement of one's ability to determine if someone that they meet is crazy.

Dude, when I met your girlfriend for the first time, my kookometer went thru the roof.

kookometer by handz man August 30, 2010

knobometer

A scale used to define the extent to which someone is being a knob.

Hey, read my CV and give me a number on the knobometer.

knobometer by notjoan April 25, 2011

Knockoutter 

Someone who knocks out other people.

Joe kicked butt and knocked out Fish Wasabi, he’s a knockoutter.

Knockoutter by jillybeanapril March 15, 2023