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klickometer

A mash-up of the words "klick" and "kilometer". It is redundant, since klick is already a slang variant used to shorten the word kilometer.

Could also be spelled: klickometre, for our brethren north o' the border.
The nearest MickyDonald's is about twenty klickometers away.
klickometer by SinDonor dammit February 18, 2011
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kookometer 

a measurement of one's ability to determine if someone that they meet is crazy.
Dude, when I met your girlfriend for the first time, my kookometer went thru the roof.
kookometer by handz man August 30, 2010

knobometer

A scale used to define the extent to which someone is being a knob.
Hey, read my CV and give me a number on the knobometer.
knobometer by notjoan April 25, 2011

Knockoutter 

Someone who knocks out other people.
Joe kicked butt and knocked out Fish Wasabi, he’s a knockoutter.
Knockoutter by jillybeanapril March 15, 2023
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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