klickometer

A mash-up of the words "klick" and "kilometer". It is redundant, since klick is already a slang variant used to shorten the word kilometer.

Could also be spelled: klickometre, for our brethren north o' the border.

The nearest MickyDonald's is about twenty klickometers away.

klickometer by SinDonor dammit February 18, 2011

Knockometer 

Derbysharian slang for 'Hammer'.

"Hammer that nail in with your new knockometer!"

Knockometer by Derbyshire Linguist September 27, 2022