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Knobnoster

Synonymous with "cocksucker," knobnoster is actually the name of a town in Vermont. Easily used an a vituperative, the work "knobnoster" can act as both a noun or an adjective
Aww, shut the fuck up, dumbass knobnoster!
Knobnoster by Jonathan A November 12, 2004

knob noster 

Not to be confused with the jean noster, a knob noster is when a chick gives a guy a handjob using breast milk as lube. When the guy finishes, she cleans everything up with her mouth, then spits "knob noster" in his face.
When Allison was done giving Adam a handjob with her breast milk, she cleaned off his cock with her mouth, and spit knob noster in his face.

knobster 

Demented internet tail wagging imbicile.
Idiotic comments make you look like such a knobster.
knobster by spookywagon December 27, 2006

Knobster Bib 

A piece of cloth or plastic that is intended to keep ejaculate from staining clothing during/after fellatio.
Next time, I bet that Bill insists that Monica wears a knobster bib so that he can easily dispose of the "evidence."
Knobster Bib by iam2eeyore November 19, 2009

knob noster 

When a guy gets head then it is finished with a sneeze on the dick.
Yo man this ho gave me a knob noster last night, I busted a nut all over her face after!
knob noster by feck nishes May 24, 2009

Knobmaster 

Someone who deals knob jobs the way most people deal in money.
Dan Carter is a fuckin' knobmaster!
Knobmaster by YOYO123 December 9, 2008