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Knobnoster

Synonymous with "cocksucker," knobnoster is actually the name of a town in Vermont. Easily used an a vituperative, the work "knobnoster" can act as both a noun or an adjective
Knobnoster by Jonathan A November 12, 2004

knob noster 

Not to be confused with the jean noster, a knob noster is when a chick gives a guy a handjob using breast milk as lube. When the guy finishes, she cleans everything up with her mouth, then spits "knob noster" in his face.
When Allison was done giving Adam a handjob with her breast milk, she cleaned off his cock with her mouth, and spit knob noster in his face.

knobster 

Idiotic comments make you look like such a knobster.
knobster by spookywagon December 27, 2006

Knobster Bib 

A piece of cloth or plastic that is intended to keep ejaculate from staining clothing during/after fellatio.
Next time, I bet that Bill insists that Monica wears a knobster bib so that he can easily dispose of the "evidence."
Knobster Bib by iam2eeyore November 19, 2009

knob noster 

When a guy gets head then it is finished with a sneeze on the dick.
Yo man this ho gave me a knob noster last night, I busted a nut all over her face after!
knob noster by feck nishes May 24, 2009

Knobmaster 

Someone who deals knob jobs the way most people deal in money.
Dan Carter is a fuckin' knobmaster!
Knobmaster by YOYO123 December 9, 2008