knightjob

receiving sexual favors from a partner in full plate armor, a mainstay of any sex dungeon

*metal clanging from bedroom*
josh: hey what's with all the clanging?
hayden: oh, wayne is getting a knightjob
josh: how chivalrous

knightjob by thankyoubarney December 19, 2021

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knightofchrist

Troll on Phatmass who is always having homicidal ideation and ready to support the murder/killing of people.

Person 1: KnightofChrist literally just said he wants all non-Catholics killed.
Phatmasser: Technically he said after they are rightfully convicted of heresy, apostasy, or paganism
Person 1: You can't seriously think that makes a difference
KnightofChrist: I can see Person 1 is going on the chopping block
Person 1: See what he wrote right there?
Phatmass Mod: Person 1 you are trolling.

knightofchrist by DragonCommentary November 13, 2020

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knightjob • knighton • KNighthood • KnightNoob • Knighto • knightofchrist • knightology • Knightphobia • Knightposting Syndrome • knightsofdoom

Pink Knighthood

When a gay man is on his knees about to give head, the intended recipient slaps his semi erect penis on each shoulder as if knighting the blower for his services to men. Often accompanied by the phrase "I dub thee sir cock sucker"

After years of being curious, Brian finally became a knight of the pink realm after Simon slapped his pork sword on both of his shoulders before giving him a mouthful of man fat.

He was glad he had received his "Pink Knighthood" from the "Queen".

Pink Knighthood by Bradford Shopper December 3, 2009

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Knighton

Someone who loves with all his heart and adores everyone. An unconditionally kind person who will do anything to make someone happy. A handsome, strong, bold person that is easy to talk to and love. Someone who tries their hardest to help others.

Wow, Knighton is so selfless I wish I could be like that!

Knighton by Princessalaska February 1, 2018