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receiving sexual favors from a partner in full plate armor, a mainstay of any sex dungeon

*metal clanging from bedroom*
josh: hey what's with all the clanging?
hayden: oh, wayne is getting a knightjob
josh: how chivalrous

knightjob by thankyoubarney December 19, 2021

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knightofchrist

Troll on Phatmass who is always having homicidal ideation and ready to support the murder/killing of people.

Person 1: KnightofChrist literally just said he wants all non-Catholics killed.
Phatmasser: Technically he said after they are rightfully convicted of heresy, apostasy, or paganism
Person 1: You can't seriously think that makes a difference
KnightofChrist: I can see Person 1 is going on the chopping block
Person 1: See what he wrote right there?
Phatmass Mod: Person 1 you are trolling.

knightofchrist by DragonCommentary November 13, 2020

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Pink Knighthood

When a gay man is on his knees about to give head, the intended recipient slaps his semi erect penis on each shoulder as if knighting the blower for his services to men. Often accompanied by the phrase "I dub thee sir cock sucker"

After years of being curious, Brian finally became a knight of the pink realm after Simon slapped his pork sword on both of his shoulders before giving him a mouthful of man fat.

He was glad he had received his "Pink Knighthood" from the "Queen".

Pink Knighthood by Bradford Shopper December 3, 2009

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Knighton

Someone who loves with all his heart and adores everyone. An unconditionally kind person who will do anything to make someone happy. A handsome, strong, bold person that is easy to talk to and love. Someone who tries their hardest to help others.

Wow, Knighton is so selfless I wish I could be like that!

Knighton by Princessalaska February 1, 2018

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Knighto

1.A Knightsbridge party
2.To throw a knighto
3.To throw a party at knightsbridge oval when there are no parties around

1."Alex buddy lets throw a knighto"
2."Sure thing Matt, haha just like the motto "When the partying gets slow pull a knighto"

Knighto by Knuckles Mendsy June 11, 2006

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Knighton

The cutest and the best guy i ever met

I wish i could be Knighton

Knighton by French boi August 31, 2021

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KNighthood

An uncircumcised african American penis

My knighthood ain’t working like it used to.

KNighthood by Deepsouth chub May 29, 2022

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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