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When your knee caps seem to magically disappear
Hey knesto! His knees are gone.
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An incredibly sexy female doctor.
I hope I can get this sore foot looked at by my local Kleston
Kleston by gollum007 January 20, 2014
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an amazing boy, with incredible musical talent, big heart, and a hot bod.
"he's a total keston."

"he was good, but nothing compared to keston."
Keston by littlemermaid October 17, 2008
Keston is a youtuber who is possibly one of the unnoticed kid youtubers.
Have you heard of KESTON, the cousin of RAYKAM

kenston ha 

A very fat person that is an expert in kung fu
DUDE that guy is totally a kenston ha bro.
kenston ha by Waterfireball1 June 23, 2017
A Kestonian will destroy all trolls, watch better call saul and play red dead redemption 2. Do not upset a kestonian, they will remove you from existence.
"Justice for Arthur Morgan!" said the Kestonian
KEstonian by WorthyEditsYT January 20, 2021

@ .keston 

A sexy MF who knows they are sexy😩. A really good chef😣 Loves Milfs, kissing them, and giving tips on how to kiss them. Also likes DaBaby. Annoying Af but okayish🙏😍
Friend A: I look goooood today
Friend B: Yeah but not as good as @ .keston
@ .keston by Littlegabibraun March 21, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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