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Cadence Kneipp 

The girl with the world's largest and hardest forehead, and if she headbutts you, you will surely die. Best stay away from girls named cadence if you value your life.
Girl 1: Cadence has such a big forehead!
Girl 2: I know right! I bet she's top heavy.
Cadence Kneipp: The girl with the world's largest forehead.
Cadence Kneipp by Cadence Kneipp September 15, 2021
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Robert Knepper 

Actor that plays the sexy Theodore Bagwell from Prison Break.
I want Robert Knepper to roleplay as Theodore Bagwell and fuck me!
Robert Knepper by ilovetbag January 21, 2009
Related Words
Treating disease by walking on wet grass.
Fhaul, Time's Barron: "will he use kneippism to treat himself?"

Aruu: "No, washing away diseases will never wash your inner problems"

Gatelord: "It'll only make it worse if you can't find the way."
Kneippism by Star Spire June 17, 2018
the mark created during the act of sexually stimulating another individual's hip with your knee, creating a bruise
Oh my god, Phil! That is a huge knippy! Did Grace give that to you last night?
any woman who heads to a party as an anonymous onlooker, drinks five or more cups of jungle juice, and possibly walks back to a boy's room with him; may or may not want sex regardless of said actions
"I got to bang Melissa last night after her 5th cup of jungle juice."
"Dude high five! She's such a kneppie."

"Hey man, it's 9:30 on a Friday night. Time to go sit outside and watch the kneppies gather for frat parties."

"Some hot kneppie came back to my room last night. I wanted to do her, but I was afraid to because she was so incoherent and unable to give consent and it might have been considered rape."
kneppie by stellarville April 7, 2010

kneppish 

excessively overachieving, driven by a manly need to be badass, intense, hardcore, and better than everybody else
My professor told me I could turn the paper in late, but a gigantic, disgustingly manly, horrendously kneppish part of me wants to finish it on time anyways.
kneppish by Paco the Mule September 1, 2008

Knepping 

Alternative term for white knighting. http://www.threepointstance.us/tps/showthread.php?t=30228
Quit Knepping on that chick brah.
Knepping by SHPanda January 5, 2009
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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