knippel 

a term for an EMO guy, who typically says "fuck life" repeatedly through out the day. But really, he has tons of friends for some odd reason, but is too lazy to figure it out. Often referred to in shortened terms as knipps.

"oh man, that was soooo totally a knippel."

knippel by jigganiggawhat? September 30, 2007

Knippel 

A woman who pretends to be nice but is really just a filthy whore. Often times related to an authority figure. Thinks they are the coolest person alive. Constantly tries to seduce her audience because she thinks she's hot.

That lady is such a fucking knippel.

Knippel by SlaughterChild6969 November 6, 2013

Ryan Krippelz

A modern-day trendsetter (a.k.a. influencer/insider), bringing great conversations to parties & never has to prove anything to anyone; according to themselves...

**Fact check:

-great conversation starter (true) who does not need to prove himself to others (true), but feels

the need to prove something to himself (true) himself. Trendsetter: FALSE, but also not a follower & is

just..there. OVERALL, good company.

-42.5% FUNNY, 46% SASSY, 7.5% UNDIGESTED FAST FOOD; most likely from off menu items (i.e. mcribb,

filet o' fish, etc.), 4% GAS.

Negative side:

-Tendency to take things too far when feeling "extra". Might take secretive, un-flattering pictures of you

and share them with others for a laugh. When crabby and in a mood, it's best to steer clear because

they will be right and you wrong..so how dare you?

-Does not react well to the feeling of guilt & has a weakness towards late night snacks & holiday candy.

1. Ryan Krippelz told a funny joke and we all laughed. (+)

2. Why would Ryan take that picture of me eating and send it to everyone when he knows I was feeling insecure? (-)

Ryan Krippelz by At least it isn't AIDS October 21, 2020

Knipple 

The bolus that results in the mouth from eating Swiss cake rolls

Kip sucked the knipple out of his classmate's mouth

Knipple by Hi C December 1, 2011

Knippelberg

A Berg of Nipples

Titanic: Aw thats a small Iceberg.
Captain: Thats no Iceberg, thats a fucking Knippelberg!
Titanic: AMG WTF BBQ.

Knippelberg by darcmasta May 9, 2011

kippel 

BIG PEEPEE

kIPPEL MEANS, "HE HAS BIG PEEPEE"
"YESH"
"WOW"

kippel by krabed mided December 9, 2019

Knippers 

To mis-pronounce knickers, such as in the play Bouncers...

Jack: And the elastic of her knippers snapped in the night?
Scott&Calum&Andy: KNIPPERS?

Knippers by LordBlunkey June 18, 2004