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any woman who heads to a party as an anonymous onlooker, drinks five or more cups of jungle juice, and possibly walks back to a boy's room with him; may or may not want sex regardless of said actions
"I got to bang Melissa last night after her 5th cup of jungle juice."
"Dude high five! She's such a kneppie."

"Hey man, it's 9:30 on a Friday night. Time to go sit outside and watch the kneppies gather for frat parties."

"Some hot kneppie came back to my room last night. I wanted to do her, but I was afraid to because she was so incoherent and unable to give consent and it might have been considered rape."
kneppie by stellarville April 7, 2010
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Robert Knepper 

Actor that plays the sexy Theodore Bagwell from Prison Break.
I want Robert Knepper to roleplay as Theodore Bagwell and fuck me!
Robert Knepper by ilovetbag January 21, 2009
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kneppish 

excessively overachieving, driven by a manly need to be badass, intense, hardcore, and better than everybody else
My professor told me I could turn the paper in late, but a gigantic, disgustingly manly, horrendously kneppish part of me wants to finish it on time anyways.
kneppish by Paco the Mule September 1, 2008

Knepping 

Alternative term for white knighting. http://www.threepointstance.us/tps/showthread.php?t=30228
Quit Knepping on that chick brah.
Knepping by SHPanda January 5, 2009
extreme white knighting to a point of creepiness
Quit kneppin on that chick brah
kneppin by juan carlos bigcockem November 9, 2010
A person (often white, often male) who reeks of privilege but is clueless about it, and makes arrogant, sweeping, offensively stereotyped statements about huge groups of people about whom he knows nothing in an attempt to sound like "deep thinker" or some kind of intellectual. Craves media attention and thinks that all black people are male and all feminists are rich and white. From n.: Alex Knepper, douchebag who famously caused a stir at American University by claiming that "date rape is an incoherent concept."
This knepper in my class didn't know anything about the civil rights movement but he wouldn't shut up about it until he pissed everybody in the group off and we ended up wasting the whole study session.
knepper by Valkyrie607 April 5, 2010
1.The coolest kids on their block fa sho!
I wanna do all the guy kneppers
2.A place where you go if u finna get crunk..or wanna play halo :p
That Johnny knepper is a babe, i think im gunna do him in basement

Dude, i went to the kneppers house and had a 8 person orgy in joyce's room!
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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