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Drinking from the tap of the keg while sitting on the keg itself.
After three 30 second kegstands, 2 beer bongs, and a 2 minute kegsit Bryan was too drunk to move.
kegsit by Mr. Leiber December 9, 2008
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Kegsistance 

The need for assistance in finishing off a keg/kegs . Often the day after a large kegger when there is much extra beer left over to drink.
The day after the huge rager at Dakota's house, there was alot of kegsistance needed, so I simply phoned our large beer bellied friends.
Kegsistance by Jcooney September 8, 2009

Reverse Kegstand 

Just like a regular kegstand, except the spout is inserted into the anus as onlookers chant the number of seconds the participant can withstand the ice-cold beer entering his/her rectum.
Q: Why does this beer taste like ass?

A: The spout was in Johnnie's ass.

Q: Reverse kegstand?

A: Yes.
Reverse Kegstand by ALARM-DMMR August 20, 2010
A common party activity in which two people hold another person's feet while the person's hands hold onto the keg. Another person holds the tap in their mouth until they give the signal to stop, and everyone else counts. The object of this activity is to chug beer from the keg upside down for as long as possible.
Colin Powell: "Mr. President, I strongly suggest you look at these files reporting a possible imminent terrorist threat on American soil."
W: "Uh, just a second, I'm in the middle of some important business. All right, Dick, get my left foot...Laura, get my right foot, and Jenna, you get the tap. I'm gonna suck this baby dry! Woo-wee!"
Janet Reno (opens the door): (in a low, bellowing voice) "Did somebody say 'kegstands'? Let me at it!"
kegstand by Nick D August 30, 2004

Emo Kegstand 

1)A kegstand done by someone who listens to 'emo' music while the people holding him/her up sing emo music.

2)A kegstand that lasts for two seconds, usually followed by the kegstander crying afterwards
1)Josh is such an emokid. We all sang 'Screaming Infidelities' while he was doing a kegstand. It was an Emo Kegstand!

2)Gmiter is such a pussy, he can only do Emo Kegstands.
Emo Kegstand by Josh December 4, 2004
To be upmost legit. When you use the word kegit, you swear on everything you own.
Sonny: "Bro I kegit didn't eat your dog"

Louis: "Ah ok bro, you are being kegit"
Kegit by Jean the Fish August 5, 2019
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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