Knedding
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Knedding by kongtihishibisexual February 10, 2009
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Kedding is used to denote thrush banding across the inlaid creases on certain bifurcated chorns. Certain forms of kedding are less useful than others. Can also be used to describe the irregular rim of a scrimming basin.
John: Hello Peter, how are you getting on with those bifurcated chorns you got last Easter?
Peter: Grand. The kedding on them couldn't be finer.
Peter: Grand. The kedding on them couldn't be finer.
kedding by Cod Michael May 19, 2020
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Kneading
Commonly misinterpreted as a method of removing air from dough when in fact it is a revolutionary better way of spooning. Occurs between two people in a seated position. One folds themselves round the other forming a beautiful matrimony of body and soul.
Man: How do I knead?
Ghandi: You will know when you have reached it. Kneading is enlightenment.
Male 1: Yeah we went to fifth base last night
Male 2: You kneaded?
Male 1: Yeah man
*High fives all round*
Ghandi: You will know when you have reached it. Kneading is enlightenment.
Male 1: Yeah we went to fifth base last night
Male 2: You kneaded?
Male 1: Yeah man
*High fives all round*
Kneading by Peppermint T October 30, 2014
cock kneading nympho
A chick that is always asking for your cock, she never stops..all she wants to do involves your penis .. she plays with your cock as you sleep, kneading it into a woody.
cock kneading nymphos are never satisfied no matter how much you fuck her;
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he awoke abruptly with her hand gripping his hard cock and thought to himself that cock kneading nympho is doing it again.. even after I oogla googla googla moo , she still wants to have big dick , fuck all day !
(i.e. oogla googla googla gee)
(i.e. oogla googla googla gee)
cock kneading nympho by StephsToyz June 24, 2010
Kneading the dough
1. Mindlessly playing with ones ball sack while doing something else, such as watching TV. Usually done when the scrotum is warm and pliable. Not so much a sexual move as much as something done from boredom.
2. Masturbating in such a furious and severe manner that it looks like a Russian house wife making bread. Due to the severeness the sounds can be very similar to kneading bread.
2. Masturbating in such a furious and severe manner that it looks like a Russian house wife making bread. Due to the severeness the sounds can be very similar to kneading bread.
1. Jada yet again caught Jordan "kneading the dough" as he watched Captiain American for the 8th time.
2. The guy with the sprite drinks pretended to read the papers but was secretly staring at the cashiers butts as he was "kneading the dough".
2. The guy with the sprite drinks pretended to read the papers but was secretly staring at the cashiers butts as he was "kneading the dough".
Kneading the dough by Big Larry Givens January 12, 2012
Cat kneading dough gif
Popularly used on Facebook messenger as a booty call. Much like the aubergine emoji has become to mean 'penis' the cat kneading dough gif has become the gif form of 'netflix and chill'.
Cat kneading dough gif by Chrysippus103 July 12, 2017
Keddingtons
A very dangerous group of garlic eating, comfrey drinking, goat riding MMA fighters. Keddington's are highly unpredictable, and should be handled with extreme caution. Consult your psychiatrist before associating with Keddingtons, and be sure to purchase life insurance. Avoid direct contact, as Keddingtons may cause severe shoulder irritation.
Keddingtons by Ketatlas April 17, 2015