3 definitions by Ketatlas

John Kohles

The second shortest dude in the universe, second to Joseph Crossley.

John Kohles could beat anybody at limbo, except for Joseph Crossley.

by Ketatlas April 17, 2015

Idaowen

An Owen who was born or lives in Idaho.

The Owens moved to Idaho. Therefore, they became Idaowens.

by Ketatlas February 18, 2016

Keddingtons

A very dangerous group of garlic eating, comfrey drinking, goat riding MMA fighters. Keddington's are highly unpredictable, and should be handled with extreme caution. Consult your psychiatrist before associating with Keddingtons, and be sure to purchase life insurance. Avoid direct contact, as Keddingtons may cause severe shoulder irritation.

The Keddingtons lit me on fire once.

by Ketatlas April 17, 2015