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A dumb fuck who needs the shit beat out of them with a golf club.

Wow, he is such a klutchy!

Klutchy by dknockyo December 5, 2009

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KLUTCH

KLUTCH- A person/Thing that is in The Top Tier of Their category, And is Consistently Klutch in Crunch time. Anybody can Be klutch with a C, But only the ones that stand out can be Klutch with a K.

Kobe Bryant is so damn “Klutch”, But Paul George is Just “Clutch”.
Why is Coca-cola So God Damn “Klutch”.

KLUTCH by KLUTCHJACOB August 10, 2019

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klitchy

Its a setting of like-minded objects that are different looking and artful in appearance.

look at all these chairs in this resturant, it looks so klitchy.

klitchy by industrytested June 14, 2014

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Klutching

The use of hemorrhoid cream for the purpose of achieving a muscular and 'ripped' physique prior to a night of clubbing.

"Yo homeboy, we gonna klutch for that killer rave on the 27th?"

"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."

"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."

Klutching by vERM69 June 9, 2008

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double klutcher

Hard worker pulling out the stops.

Look at you double klutcher! You're getting your coins by working so hard!

double klutcher by Doishka January 5, 2018

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klutch

In an online game this is when there is one player left and the other team has more than one player left.
If the player kills everyone and wins the round it is called a klutch.

Did you see that klutch from whoever before!

klutch by HellPwnz September 26, 2006

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klutch

klutch means cool. just like fetch,stellar,awesome. klutch is along those lines

"your skirt is so klutch"

"oh shit! that car is so klutch"

klutch by stellar December 28, 2004

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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