Klutchy

A dumb fuck who needs the shit beat out of them with a golf club.

Wow, he is such a klutchy!

by dknockyo December 5, 2009

KLUTCH

KLUTCH- A person/Thing that is in The Top Tier of Their category, And is Consistently Klutch in Crunch time. Anybody can Be klutch with a C, But only the ones that stand out can be Klutch with a K.

Kobe Bryant is so damn “Klutch”, But Paul George is Just “Clutch”.
Why is Coca-cola So God Damn “Klutch”.

by KLUTCHJACOB August 10, 2019

klitchy

Its a setting of like-minded objects that are different looking and artful in appearance.

look at all these chairs in this resturant, it looks so klitchy.

by industrytested June 14, 2014

Klutching

The use of hemorrhoid cream for the purpose of achieving a muscular and 'ripped' physique prior to a night of clubbing.

"Yo homeboy, we gonna klutch for that killer rave on the 27th?"

"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."

"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."

by vERM69 June 9, 2008

double klutcher

Hard worker pulling out the stops.

Look at you double klutcher! You're getting your coins by working so hard!

by Doishka January 5, 2018

klutch

In an online game this is when there is one player left and the other team has more than one player left.
If the player kills everyone and wins the round it is called a klutch.

Did you see that klutch from whoever before!

by HellPwnz September 26, 2006

klutch

klutch means cool. just like fetch,stellar,awesome. klutch is along those lines

"your skirt is so klutch"

"oh shit! that car is so klutch"

by stellar December 28, 2004