Klung Klung

The current term for a vagina, the crazy hip term that is sticking for everyone to use

Loic: Yo bro I was in Leona's Klung Klung last night and shit was crazy!!
Stan: That's sick bro but like lowkey im homosexual so that doesnt concern me, bet the Klung Klung was still crazy tho
Loic: Yes bro, tap in sometime

Klung Klung by gunner shepardson March 8, 2026

klung 

klung is a synonym for a fit (but somewhat loose) bird and/or her vagina.
Invented in the good ol' East End of London.

Boy 1: "yo, I would raaa bone that klung over there."

Boy 2: Indeed my friend, indeed.

klung by eZee now August 24, 2009

Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room

the state of embracing a negative moment with upmost enthusiasm (preferably while intoxicated), but not necesarilly.

You are headbutted by a girl's boyfriend for simply defending the honor of some poor, wayward maiden...in response to how you are feeling, you say...I feel like the Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room

Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room by CeaserLeone December 18, 2008

Kling Kling Topa Gona Olin Kowra Droln Unka 

A species of fruit eating turtles that are attracted by various scents and kill at first sight.

ME: OMG. A Kling Kling Topa Gona Olin Kowra Droln Unka! IT'S GONNA EAT ME!

Kling Kling Topa Gona Olin Kowra Droln Unka: NOMNOMNOM

Kling Kling Topa Gona Olin Kowra Droln Unka by Kling Kling Topa Gona Olin Ko July 7, 2010

klunny klun 

a fat kid with a gayass blazer

klunny klun by Anonymous September 15, 2003

Klunkety Klunk 

The sweet definition given to a goal scored during a game of soccer when the ball ricochets off of the goal post and lands sweetly at the mercy of the striker to bury it..

On some games consoles the trick is to master where on the pitch you need to shoot from...

Long pass from Benayoun... finds Harewood.... passes cygan...skins past Ashley Cole...shoots!!... oh its cannoned off the post....it falls to ZAMORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zamora finishes with a Klunkety Klunk from 10 yards out!

West Ham 3, Arsenal 0

The FA Cup is finally going home to Upton Park!

Klunkety Klunk by RoonaY January 7, 2006

good kung fu / bad kung fu

A double-teaming tactic employing a delicate, yet profound balance of yin/yang.
Can be similar to the police interrogation method called good cop / bad cop.
Can be sexual with one in the poot and one in the shute.
In any case, both actors supplement or intensify the effect of the other while remaining individually distinct and somewhat opposite in mannerism.

(on cell:) "Yo, Clyde, slide to my crib. I got me a mad hot Amazon ho and she ready for some GOOD KUNG FU / BAD KUNG FU."

GOOD FUNG FU: "Snatch the pebble, grasshoppa."
BAD KUNG FU: "No tickee, no washee."

good kung fu / bad kung fu by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006