Kloser

1. to shut; conclude
2. to end games and demoralize opponents

1. Kobe Bryant is the best because he is the kloser.

2. Kobe klosed the game last night with tenacity.

by repla June 11, 2010

Koosered

When your exhaust (insert any other car mod or apply to anything that your significant other finds annoying and makes you get rid of as a result) is too loud for your wife and she demands that you remove that thing or else...

"Wife won, exhaust gone. I got koosered"

by P!GPEN February 21, 2013

Koser

Originated from the abbreviation KOS "Kill On Sight"

It's a word in online video games used to refer to people who are KOS.

It is more commonly used in the online game Roblox.

Dude, that koser just killed me for no reason.
The kosers are killing everyone.
i'm hackin all of you stopid kosers,

by Mr.Koalas April 25, 2020

kloberslap

Rubbing one out into your hand and slapping someone who is sleeping.

“Hey Paul’s asleep in going to kloberslap him.”

by echeeseburger January 15, 2023

Kloter

(noun) - the area of skin between the female's anus and vaginal canal. The female version of a male's gooch and grundle. Proper pronunciation: kl-oh-ter

Steve: "Hey man, I'm goin' motor Susie's kloter tonight!"
Joe: "Wow, dude, that's a huge step in your relationship."

by Kimmy Kel February 18, 2008

Kooser

A kiss. A cute way to say kiss while still maintaining one's personal integrity.

Come over here and give me a kooser!

by C.Love January 11, 2008

abel klose

Abel Klose is a faggot who loves sucking dick and taking it in the ass. He's also railing kids in warzone and real life when he occasionally gets the chance.

Abel Klose makes my uncle look like a saint

by anonymous August 20, 2022