Kloran

Noun: The holy book of the KKK

"Kliggy brothers, let us read from the kloran tonight"

by Pmay0 March 13, 2005

Koran Karen

This is an Islamist fundamentalist who crosses boundaries and lectures others or attacks them due to violation of the sense of Koranic morality.

This Koran Karen was yelling at a Western girl for sitting in her bfs lap!

by I, Wreckerrr April 7, 2021

Klarance Soccer

The man responsible for creating the game of soccer. Back in the 17th century, an African American man named Klarance was playing with a ball. When asked what he was doing he replied "I dunno." So he was immediately shot. In his memory, the shooters decided to name the ball after Klarance's last name, thus creating what we know as today as soccer.

Guy 1: Hey we should get some cinnamon pop tarts.
Guy 2: Did you know that cinnamon pop tarts were Klarance Soccer's, the inventor of soccers, favorite food?
Guy 1: Why no I didn't, what useful infomation Geoffrey.

by klrsoccer October 5, 2008

Korana

Korana is the nicest and most caring and loving friend someone can get.

I wish I had a friend like Korana.

by Guso October 26, 2017

klornyjack

the act of inserting someone's entire head into one's mouth

bob klornyjacked fred and totally fowned him

by mike_stx February 14, 2007

klornk

when a nigga get absolutely destroyed, physically or emotionally

Jim: John just got fucking beat up!
Jack: Damn, he got fucking klornked?

by YesButAlsoNo August 6, 2018

Koran

Koran short for kontol and jaran (cock and horse) in javanese, can be pronounced backward

Guy 1: hey dude this koran is so beautiful
Guy 2:you're right

by 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 February 24, 2021