Klongis

Klongis is when you take a shot of vodka straight from the bottle

I just need to take a klongis before we take the bus

Klongis by Bingbong007 October 30, 2025

Klongus

A horse/donkey dick that can be seen from a far.

The preschooler was knocked out shortly after he was badonked up side the head by an alpha donkeys klongus.

Klongus by Klongus September 4, 2020

kongism

the religion of kevin hong

1: hey are you a kongist?
2: whats that?
1: the religion of kongism, you should join!

kongism by kongist July 19, 2020

kongish 

A girl who has the sexual drive of 100 rabbits.

Typically, a Kongish is into really geeky things such as math and cleaning, but her sexual drive easily overpowers these other hobbies.

Dude, that chick is a total Kongish, she keeps sexting all those boys.

kongish by Oprah Winfrey's moon child July 31, 2009

kongism

N.(singular) A statement, not necessarily entirely fact, presented with confidence and authority. Often said by, but not exclusive to the Kong family.

me: Banana hangars, designed to ripen bananas quickly, trick the banana into thinking it is still on the tree.
you: I'm not sure that is correct, but you say it with such confidence that I am inclined to believe you.
me: Alas... it is a kongism.

kongism by durtneck March 7, 2007