Klongis

Klongis is when you take a shot of vodka straight from the bottle

I just need to take a klongis before we take the bus

by Bingbong007 October 30, 2025

Klongus

A horse/donkey dick that can be seen from a far.

The preschooler was knocked out shortly after he was badonked up side the head by an alpha donkeys klongus.

by Klongus September 4, 2020

kongism

the religion of kevin hong

1: hey are you a kongist?
2: whats that?
1: the religion of kongism, you should join!

by kongist July 19, 2020

kongish

A girl who has the sexual drive of 100 rabbits.

Typically, a Kongish is into really geeky things such as math and cleaning, but her sexual drive easily overpowers these other hobbies.

Dude, that chick is a total Kongish, she keeps sexting all those boys.

by Oprah Winfrey's moon child July 31, 2009

kongism

N.(singular) A statement, not necessarily entirely fact, presented with confidence and authority. Often said by, but not exclusive to the Kong family.

me: Banana hangars, designed to ripen bananas quickly, trick the banana into thinking it is still on the tree.
you: I'm not sure that is correct, but you say it with such confidence that I am inclined to believe you.
me: Alas... it is a kongism.

by durtneck March 7, 2007