N.(singular) A statement, not necessarily entirely
fact, presented with confidence and authority. Often
said by, but not exclusive to the Kong
family.
me:
Banana hangars, designed to ripen bananas quickly,
trick the
banana into thinking it is still on the tree.
you: I'm not sure that is correct, but you say it with such confidence that I am inclined to believe you.
me: Alas... it is a kongism.
