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Klementyna 

The most incredible, badass woman on the planet. She is smart, funny, talented, creative, compassionate, passionate, and humble. She is jaw-droppingly beautiful and has a body built for sex. She is effortlessly sexy and causes massive, widespread dick-splosions.
Klementyna made me cum in my pants just by walking in my direction. She is a legend.
Klementyna by thetruth143 September 3, 2021
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Klimentov 

A great friend who usually is quite funny most off the time, but when it is of utmost importance will change and give great consul and will always be there for his friends no matter what the situation is.
Person 1: "Yo, who is that guy, he's hilarious."

Person 2: "Oh him, that's mike, yeah he's funny but he's really a Klimentov."

Person 1: " A Klimentov! Wow, what a good guy."
Klimentov by JEC angel September 30, 2009
A cute guy who is smart and very patient. Dominant in company of guys and very attractive to girls. Usually very private in life. Good in video games and can be good in bed. Ideal to have him as friend and for some girls ideal boyfriend. Loves coffee, alcohol, sexy girls and good pubs.
Person 1: I'm in love with Kliment, what a guy he is.
Person 2: I drink beer and watch football with Kliment.
Person 3: Kliment is such a fuckboy!
Kliment by anonymous November 24, 2021

klimentina 

Way to describe a bitch. Klimentina is really bad girl and she hate everybody.
Boy: hey girl, how are you?
Girl: fuck of boy, I hate you!
Boy: Deaamn, you are such a Klimentina!!
klimentina by TheCoolGuy123654 February 7, 2014

Klimentina 

A stupid bitch that spreads rumors like there's no tomorrow. Yet, to some people, she can be pretty nice. All the guys are friends with her because she acts like one of the guys. Very manly.
Someone: do you know Klimentina?
Guy: yeah, man, she's pretty cool.
Guy 2: Bro, fuck dat hoe!
Chick: Yeah, I hate her too.
Klimentina by masterwilson October 18, 2014

klementine 

When someone's skin color is severely orange looking and unnatural.
Damn, that girl's looking like a klementine after her spray tan.
klementine by Cadlads November 23, 2016
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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