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Kleptoid

Half Iago, Half Fu Man Chu, All bastard!
'Look at that Kleptoid'
by 'Mitch' February 12, 2010
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kleptoed

1. to have sumthing stolen from u
2. to get jacked for yo s*** w/out realizing it
omfg! i jus got kleptoed for my hott dog pen
yo shon he jus kleptoed me for my sneakers ...
by brownsuga April 28, 2006
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kleptointoxica

Noun

A condition in which a person accidentally steals the belongings of others whilst under the influence of alcohol. Often the patient will, upon leaving the licensed establishment, mistake the personal belongings of others as their own.

I suffer from this debilitating illness. It has caused me to steal a friend's glasses, a stranger's coat and numerous packs of tobacco. It has affected my relationships, my social life (am on pub watch - photo above the bar with warning) and am in therapy.
Kleptointoxica is an epidemic in the South and East of England, resulting in social media trolling of the patient and the rising number of sufferers going into rehab.
by CodeGreen76 February 12, 2019
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kleptoidiocracy

A form of government characterized by the purposeful appointment of half incompetent staff and half self interst directed personnel. The incompetents distract from the public good being looted.
The Kleptoidiocracy entertained and shookdown the public at the same time.
by littlebrownduck September 16, 2017
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Kleptodouchery

Kleptodouchery is Far beyond normal douchebag behavior and mixed with penchant for stealing, the KDbag will take small things that are a big deal only to the level of aggravating or inconveniencing.
He's on his Kleptodouchery bullshit again, mfr took my balmex.
by Whiteboy B February 27, 2019
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Kleptodouchery

Kleptodouchery is Far beyond normal douchebag behavior and mixed with penchant for stealing, the KDbag will take small things that are a big deal only to the level of aggravating or inconveniencing.
He's on his Kleptodouchery bullshit again, mfr took my balmex.
by Whiteboy B February 27, 2019
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Kleptoisass

Kleptoisass

Is when someone like bum fucking
I love kleptoisass
by Smegmasniffer77 September 10, 2019
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