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Cool people who you should be friends with. They love having big parties in parks and forests with negroids and lots of rope.
The Klansmen had loaded a large wooden cross onto a truck with lots of rope and gasoline
Klansmen by Big Billy D May 19, 2017

klansmen abduction 

The act of using a sheet or a bag over the head to kidnap something.
Karis used the klansmen abduction move to get rid of a squirel in the bedroom

Keyboard Klansman 

n: The loser, with a surplus of time on his hands, that clicks on YouTube links just so he can leave a racist rant in the comments section.

This individual is usually hard to identify/locate, since he chooses to express his bad-ass, pseudo-nazi rhetoric from the safety of his super-secret Racist Loser Batcave.

The rants of these losers are easily identified by misspelled words, lack of punctuation, and overusage of profanity.
ex 1: In the news today: Jimbo Johnson, aka niggerhayter1981, was severely beaten after several members of the G.W. Bush High School basketball team uncovered the true identity of the elusive keyboard klansman.
He will be missed.

ex 2: "Dang-Gone!! another McDonald's application denied! ...and it's all cuzza them dang Mexicans!! Looks like a job for the Keyboard Klansman... I'll show 'em!"
Keyboard Klansman by Harry Hogdick February 15, 2009

Klansman 

Klansman by SlasheR September 26, 2003

Klansman 

When a man is orally pleasing a woman and he makes it a point to suck extra hard on the clitoris resulting in a point created by the vacuum, if done correctly the top of which looks white like a Klansman standing straight up.
Last night I went down on that girl I met at the bar, I got so into it I gave her a Klansman...
Klansman by gocolts18 February 14, 2012

Grammar Klansman 

A person who corrects your grammar while not correcting his own. They're very careful about the letters n, i, g, e, and r.
The Grammar Klansman told the black man to use an apostrophe in "you're."
Grammar Klansman by ChloeV124 November 30, 2016
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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