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A cool Asian dude usually possessing gay aspects of inappropriate manners and a cruel souled man at youth possessing stupid traits
The man was a perfect fit to klahan.
Klahan by Lol___man July 8, 2019
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Klabanus 

male reproductive organ located below navel under belly also known as tampeloeris
Zijn klabanus stond fier in de lucht
Klabanus by BlackCat1973 October 30, 2008
Related Words
Klahan klahanie kahana kalhan kahan Kahananui kalahan kiahana Klaha klahasna

Klarance Soccer 

The man responsible for creating the game of soccer. Back in the 17th century, an African American man named Klarance was playing with a ball. When asked what he was doing he replied "I dunno." So he was immediately shot. In his memory, the shooters decided to name the ball after Klarance's last name, thus creating what we know as today as soccer.
Guy 1: Hey we should get some cinnamon pop tarts.
Guy 2: Did you know that cinnamon pop tarts were Klarance Soccer's, the inventor of soccers, favorite food?
Guy 1: Why no I didn't, what useful infomation Geoffrey.
Klarance Soccer by klrsoccer October 5, 2008
Dreamy male Japanese singer with deep operatic voice, often with wild vibrato. Former singer of "Pride of Mind" and "Malice Mizer", Klaha has chosen to pursue a solo career and has released his first album Nostal Lab and a single titled Marchen.
Idiot: Klaha tries to be like Gackt hyuk-hyuk
Klaha by tan October 3, 2004
A word that was used in WW2 to describe the worst nazis.
Hitler is the klaban leader
Klaban by historian123 December 12, 2010

klabanoff 

Someone who cleanses their face with rubbing alcohol, and uses jericurl. These people also enjoy eating other people's food, and when they can't find someone else's scraps they enjoy dining at Penn Station and Fat Cats. They enjoy "borrowing" their roomates' brand new air force ones and scuffing them.
Once a klabanoff, always a klabanoff.
A Klaha are those who went quiet, or ghost by not responding anymore.
Malice Mizer had three singers each have a era. The Klaha era, or Shiroi era is a very short one, and Klaha met the band disbandment almost one year after joining. Klaha went quiet, and that is very Klaha like. He left the general public questioning his whereabouts that is so Klaha!.

When are you going to respond?. Stop being a Klaha! -_-. *sends text on messenger*
Klaha by S.L.I June 14, 2019
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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