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Klabanus
Klabanus by BlackCat1973 October 30, 2008
Klarance Soccer
The man responsible for creating the game of soccer. Back in the 17th century, an African American man named Klarance was playing with a ball. When asked what he was doing he replied "I dunno." So he was immediately shot. In his memory, the shooters decided to name the ball after Klarance's last name, thus creating what we know as today as soccer.
Guy 1: Hey we should get some cinnamon pop tarts.
Guy 2: Did you know that cinnamon pop tarts were Klarance Soccer's, the inventor of soccers, favorite food?
Guy 1: Why no I didn't, what useful infomation Geoffrey.
Guy 2: Did you know that cinnamon pop tarts were Klarance Soccer's, the inventor of soccers, favorite food?
Guy 1: Why no I didn't, what useful infomation Geoffrey.
Klarance Soccer by klrsoccer October 5, 2008
Klaban
Klaban by historian123 December 12, 2010
klabanoff
Someone who cleanses their face with rubbing alcohol, and uses jericurl. These people also enjoy eating other people's food, and when they can't find someone else's scraps they enjoy dining at Penn Station and Fat Cats. They enjoy "borrowing" their roomates' brand new air force ones and scuffing them.
Once a klabanoff, always a klabanoff.
klabanoff by Jeff "Stormin' Norman" Shyken October 12, 2006
Klaha
Malice Mizer had three singers each have a era. The Klaha era, or Shiroi era is a very short one, and Klaha met the band disbandment almost one year after joining. Klaha went quiet, and that is very Klaha like. He left the general public questioning his whereabouts that is so Klaha!.
When are you going to respond?. Stop being a Klaha! -_-. *sends text on messenger*
When are you going to respond?. Stop being a Klaha! -_-. *sends text on messenger*
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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