Klaban

A word that was used in WW2 to describe the worst nazis.

Hitler is the klaban leader

Klaban by historian123 December 12, 2010

Klabanus 

male reproductive organ located below navel under belly also known as tampeloeris

Zijn klabanus stond fier in de lucht

Klabanus by BlackCat1973 October 30, 2008

Kliban Cat 

A cartoon character fat grey-striped tabby with lots of attitude and not a care in the world. Makes Garfield look like a high-strung pansie.

best example was available on a t-shirt in the early '80s and featured Kliban Cat sitting on a barstool playing a guitar and singing these lyrics:

Love to eat them mousies
Mousie's what I love to eat
Bite their little heads off
Nibble on their tiny feet.

Kliban Cat by Felix the aircraft engineer September 29, 2005

Klarance Soccer 

The man responsible for creating the game of soccer. Back in the 17th century, an African American man named Klarance was playing with a ball. When asked what he was doing he replied "I dunno." So he was immediately shot. In his memory, the shooters decided to name the ball after Klarance's last name, thus creating what we know as today as soccer.

Guy 1: Hey we should get some cinnamon pop tarts.
Guy 2: Did you know that cinnamon pop tarts were Klarance Soccer's, the inventor of soccers, favorite food?
Guy 1: Why no I didn't, what useful infomation Geoffrey.

Klarance Soccer by klrsoccer October 5, 2008

B. Kliban

(1935-1990) Although at one time a cartoonist for Playboy magazine, this amazing artist was made famous by his adorable cartoons featuring cats.

"The Kliban Cat is cherished icon that can surely put a smile on anyone's face."

B. Kliban by devilzukin December 7, 2003

klabanoff 

Someone who cleanses their face with rubbing alcohol, and uses jericurl. These people also enjoy eating other people's food, and when they can't find someone else's scraps they enjoy dining at Penn Station and Fat Cats. They enjoy "borrowing" their roomates' brand new air force ones and scuffing them.

Once a klabanoff, always a klabanoff.

klabanoff by Jeff "Stormin' Norman" Shyken October 12, 2006

Klaanging 

To use an audio chat without actually being heard when talking.ie I dont hear Mike, is he Klaanging again?

Mike and Sarah are in a voice and video chat, Sarah see's Mike's mouth moving but she does not hear him because he is not holding the talk button.ie I dont hear Mike, is he Klaanging again?

Klaanging by Graxzious January 29, 2008